Whoopie!!



/in

So, Dr. Kurzblau is up to some monkey business, I see...


A seat in the observer thread, please.

"sign-up thread"

Oh joy and rapture...

You know it's not the same without me. The long, oppressive silences, throbbing with all the intensity of their meaninglessness. The glazed over, cow-like eyes ever staring at some point in the distance, which you feel that you could swim in (or at least put your feet in for a bit before deciding they were getting too cold). The mesh tank top jokes. Everything that makes me the kind player that I am: ineffectual, not as witty as he thinks he is, and always wrong.

I think I just realised. I'm the town idiot.

No, you're the Town Patsy. From Scum's perspective.

String CSPVG along as long as you can, because if he makes it to mid-game, he will inevitably be lynched instead of a member of Scum team.

How dare you make an insightful observation about my play, sir?

Seriously, though, you're right.

Also, are you still sure about the whole cargo-pants thing? I'm concerned for you.

Quite.

I can keep a lot of stuff in them, and I'm comfortable with my unusual lumpiness.

is that a BONG you're hiding down your leg?

No, it's my gong. But I do call him "Bongy", if that helps.

I'm here for you when you finally realise the true horror inherent in your cargo-short (and not, as I incorrectly stated, cargo-pants) wearing situation. It's going to be like a Lovecraft protagonist realising the true horror of the universe (with less unsettling penguins).

Also (again), how unusually lumpy are we talking? It's alright, we're all lumpy in here (except flubbucket, he's svelte but disconcertingly hairless).

There should be a "Sign up" on the thread's title. Don't make us wonder if we missed the sign up and the game started already!

Since there isn't a sign up on the thread's title, consider this a sign up instead... Harumph

yep! I made it known !

but it was slight and could have been missed!

Well, at any given time, I can hold my wallet, keys, chapstick, eyedrops, sunscreen, a flashlight, passport, extra pair of socks, extra pair of shoes, a hockey puck (never EVER leave home without a hockey puck, you just never know) a book to read, my iPod, a few snacks, two bottles of root beer, and miscellaneous gardening tools.

I believe in being prepared.