Is it Thermonuclear War?

That almost - only almost, mind you - calls for a Billy Ocean link.

You should see the lights in the observer thread. I blame Vitek.

Billy Ocean? Billy ... Ocean! GRRRR!!! I can't beleive you brought him up! It just makes me so mad!

*glances at the gurney*

Fun!!! *flips the gurney*

Wow, this is a sturdy thing, ain't it?!

*flips the gurney again... and again... and again*

Nope I am still so mad!

Vote: flubbucket

Yeah, that feels much better... *smiles contentedly*

There we go, that's a little better.

Always a good choice.

The deadline is now 4:08 pm PST on Thursday, Mar 31, exactly 50 hours from now.

I have a better idea.

Super.

I wonder what that big red button under the clock that reads 'RESET' does?

*pushes the button a few times, then a few more, then starts tapping something out in a rough approximation of Morse Code*

I told it to do something. Clocks understand Morse Code; I think I read it on the Internet somewhere. *nods sagely*

I believe it changes the clock unpredictably.

The deadline is now 4:02 pm PST on Thursday, Mar 31

Luckily, we have entered the 'watching paint dry' portion of the Day, so people will probably be too distracted by all that excitement to press the button again.

I'm going shopping.

80,108,112,113,176,523,544

Mangos
Ice
Leeks
Lentils
Edamame
Radishes


That should do it.

Yep; you got it in one.