Her hair is yellow and she smells pretty, you monster!

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Bookwyrm: Would you care to elaborate on your claim? I find it strange that you didn't expand on the flavour in your PM or the method by which you carried out your investigation.

I'm not yet sure, however, if I think that you're a mafioso making a bold claim or whether I think you're a cop with affected sanity.

adalia: Fair enough. I can see why you think this is a good, viable strategy. I'm most likely just being tetchy, but I find it to be a bit of a boring way to go about things. To each his own.

flubbucket: I appreciate the love, but only if it's that good old hateful love.

Penny cleans up after her drunken mother 24/7 and lives in a trailer. She also tutors local children. She ALSO wishes she could have a garden, but her yard has so much trash it isn't possible.

As you are a farmer, she would be so overjoyed to be your waifu, I think she would do just about anything for you. Just be moderately nice to her (more than she gets from her mother) and she will clean up after you and bear/raise your children ... and love you for it.

Also.. she has red hair and green eyes. Seriously... I feel like I don't even know you anymore...

It came down to something like "Eenie, meenie, minnie, moe". If you are expecting awesome powers of deduction led me to this choice, then I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you this time.

Different game, different alignment (for me, anyway), same reason. I wanted to look for CSPVG's buddies before they knew my hook was in the water.

I agree, why do you think I'm modding and not playing? ;)

Something I found interesting about CSPVG's claim. We talk about this being a hospital ward, right? Makes me wonder if all the town are the patients, because I wouldn't be surprised if I am. So CSPVG's claim seems to be he's staff and has access to our files...

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@Bookwyrm - you stated you

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Wyatt?

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Purple nurple?!

1. I hope she gets her mother the help she needs, because we both know that Mayor Lewis is way too busy cavorting about the place with Marnie to notice anything.

1.1 It's nice that she looks after Jas and Vincent, but I think we both know that Jas is going to end up running her aunt's feed store and that Vincent is going to become a hoodlum after he learns that his father may be gone forever. It's not like she's teaching future Harvard alumni. (Maybe that makes it even nicer, now that I think about it.) It does not, however, make me think much more than, "I'm glad she's dealing with them and not me."

1.2 I'm interested in making a profit from farming so that Willy and I can finally buy that shrimping boat together. We're calling it Lots 'o Shrimp Shrimping and Shipping (Willy came up with the name). Sebastian set up a website for us and everything. Anyway, I'm getting rather far from my point which is: I have no time for gardening, and I think that Shane would be a better fit to help with this particular problem. He is musical, has blonde hair, and is generally a good guy.

2. Maybe I don't want a weirdly clingy child-wife and children. Did you ever think about that, huh? Of course not, you're so selfish.

*Storms off before he can address point three*

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RWarehall: Try again, sir. I never did state that I was an employee, only that I was so bored that I decided to look through other people's files to entertain myself.

Damn, that actually makes me look much more suspicious.

Indeed.

Sorry, I smelled something burning in the kitchen, must have hit submit somehow. All is well, perhaps a little charred, back in s few minutes.

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