Do you think I should feel threatened or do you think it was harmless nerf-gun play?

maybe that one would work? ;P

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Nah...
He's gently mocking your LAL suspicion of Vitek, based on what JMich sees as a joke.

Here's an unofficial Vote Count:

Ixamyakxim: 5 (yogsloth, Vitek, trentonlf, HypersomniacLive, dedoporno)
Vitek: 3 (JMich, mchack, drealmer7)
drealmer7: 1 (CarrionCrow)
HijacK: 1 (RWarehall)
mchack: 1 (Krypsyn)
trentonlf: 1 (flubbucket)
agentcarr16: 1 (Ixamyakxim)

Not voting: agentcarr16, Crewdroog, HijacK

That's what I thought. (:

I do mean to be having a good time with you all, you know, despite being locked locked in here with questionable food rations, someone's smelly feet, and the dire situation at hand, and some of you being INTRUDERS, and impending "eliminations" and all that.

Or you.

This seems accurate (assuming my last one is now accurate) - closest to lynch is still Ixamyakxim at L-4.

You're a lazy AI, aren't you?

He's recursive whenever possible.

I think this is off by a couple hours, though I could be wrong. 2 more hours still? Mark.

Everyone else having already filed back into the conference room, the crew await the results of the battle in the generator room.

"Ah, here they come now." Q.U.A.D. opens the doors to reveal all four of the team standing triumphant.

"The Teslascarab's dead," JMich states, handing over his weapon. The rest of the team hand over their equipment to various droids, who scurry off with them.

"Excellent, excellent... let me see..." Q.U.A.D. runs a few diagnostics on screen, and seems happy. "Excellent - a few power cells drained here and there, but nothing we can't handle for now."

Everyone breathes a sigh of relief - there are even a few cheers - but then the task at hand begins to dwell on you again.

"Anyway, back to the investigation. Let's see, the votes are..." The screen switches back to the votes for a moment, before Q.U.A.D. notices HypersomniacLive has retrieved a chalkboard from somewhere.

"...What he said."

CRISIS EVENT COMPLETE: SUCCESS!

Told ya :P

So you knew there is non of your buddies on the event or you told them not to sabotage it?
Cool!

But seriously, it was to be expected.

I guess people sit around picking their noses and eating hot dogs.....