LOL

*stretch**yawn*

To Yogsloth: What'd it say? I fell asleep waiting and no one woke me when it started talking! All I heard was "octal helwit" or something. What does that mean?

Yogsloth appears to be looking at me very displeased and says nothing.

To agentcarr16: What'd it say? What'd I miss? What happened?

Can someone fill me in?

Intruders? In here? I'd better re-watch the log myself. *watches the replay while everyone else in the room fidgets anxiously*

All right. Everyone just calm down. There's no need to get all accusatory yet, I'm sure the situation will figure out itself in due time. Stop accusing each other, we have almost no information at this point, some of you are getting ahead of yourselves, and that in my eyes just makes you more suspicious to be one of the intruders just trying to cause trouble! We need to realize that even though they're in here with us, that we are probably the majority, and we need to keep our heads cool and resolve this situation peacefully and logically. I don't want ANYone getting worked up. *looks at Ixamyakxim.*

Good yogsloth, start brainstorming on possibilities of what could have happened, we need all the ideas we can get to keep atop of the situation before it gets out of control.

Crewdroog, please, pay attention, I just woke up and I can tell I'm already more in-tune with what is going on than you are. At least put on the appearance of having a clue, would you please?

trentonlf, you're having too much fun, this is a serious situation. Be careful or we might start to think you're one of the intruders. Or just the crew clown!

We can all see that mchack's intelligence isn't very high, let's not hold it against him and realize that he can probably offer some help at some point. Maybe.

Does anyone here have any useful information? Did anyone see anything fishy going on in the past 48 hours? I'm sure we can figure it out if we WORK TOGETHER.

That attitude is certainly not helping the situation. *eyes suspiciously but refrains from making pre-mature judgements*

and neither is yours. *crosses arms* instead of insulting everyone and making enemies, let's pretend we have some people skills and start again.

Maybe, maybe not. But it's fun, and fun wins. -makes silly faces back- >=P

I'm not trying to make enemies, I'm trying to keep everyone from spinning out of control right from the get-go. I didn't meant to insult you, I'm sorry if it seemed that way. It just seemed you were more interested in your food than the situation at hand, and that sort of behavior is not going to help us in the long run. I mean nothing personal by it, I'm just trying to do my job.

So, if it helps, then let's start over. Hello! I'm sorry I was sleeping during the announcement, my new schedule is quite hectic and I've been getting about 3 hours of sleep a night. I'm pleased to meet you. I'm sure if we keep calm and work together we'll be able to eventually resolve the situation. What are your thoughts on the situation?

*slurps down a hot dog* I don't know, the hot dogs are pretty good. Want one?

If you think those are good, you should try the burritos. Turns out that with a fine enough grind, even tricky things like bone and sinew look like shredded pork.

Haha! You are the funny man, aren't you? Well, that's fine, really, it will be great for morale during this trying time. Keep it up! And, umm, no thanks on the "hot dog", I'm not sure it's certified consumable, and I'm not ready to resort to cannibalism quite yet if the implications from CarrionCrow turn out true, but I think they're just trying to cause trouble for some reason.

Damn, checked my PM and I'm not Town Arsonist. I'm stuck with Town Lynchproof Bulletproof Governor...what a shame!

Now you have me thinking about the movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, crazy movie



I am all about working together and finding the intruders. So as soon as you, or anyone for that matter, has some pertinent information to share I look forward to hearing and discussing it. Until then I must be sure to avoid said burritos that CarrionCrow was pointing out. *shudders*

And I do appreciate you bringing some order to this, trust me.

Well, let's take a look who hasn't said anything yet: jmitch, RWarehall, Hijack, HSL, Vitek and dedo. Am I missing anyone?

and trentonlf may be the comic relief, or is he playing that way to put us off guard?

Order is always helpful. I prefer my order in the form of people running around like lunatics screaming about how they're all going to get to the only escape pod before everyone else.

My guess is that they're all still in shock from the crisis. We'll give them some time to come around and then I'm sure Q.U.A.D. will have some protocal for us to follow that we can hopefully rely on to guide us as well as perhaps some useful information about the situation we can piece together from input from us all.

I'm unfortunately new here and don't know much about anything that goes on well enough to be able to tell what really might be out of the ordinary or not. So, as I said, I'm going to wait to come to any conclusions prematurely on who may be an intruder and who is crew and probably have to defer to some of your judgements better than make my own because I know so little, which is unfortuante, given my position as Health and Safety Executive.

Do any of you know each other well or work in close proximity to each other? Or are we all strangers? I wonder what these intruders want.