Fortunately, I just found a fountain and drank from it, giving me +50 levels (permanent).

Unfortunately, earlier in the day I had masturbated and ejaculated into said fountain.

You have now been impregnated by Uncle Kleetus.

If it's a boy I shall name him Mr Klee, a girl li'l Miss Klee.

Fortunately, your impregnation attempt was reflected, and now *you* are the one who is now pregnant.

Fortunately, I have Anti-(Anti-Reflection Protection), which in turn prevents your Anti-Reflection Protection from working.

The secret has something to do with some sort of Avatar. (Oops! I better not tell a lie!)

Edit: Add "ing" after "work"

Unfortunately excessive use of Anti-Reflection Protection has a side effect where the active ingredient will make you sterile & barren


(-_-) oO(or should that be fortunately?)

Fortunately, I wasn't using Anti-Reflection protection; I was using Anti-(Anti-Reflection Protection) Protection.

Unfortunately Anti-(Anti-Reflection Protection) Protection has been recalled for and I quote:
"adding inches to the male genitalia and firmer and stronger erections"
The company has been very quiet about when effects this might have on women.

Fortunately, Miss Dee already has male genitalia and firmer and stronger erections after her highly-successful gender reassignment surgery.

Unfortunately, i am not interested in fake pieces of artwork, i want to see your sister's, which is legit; can i, please?

Fortunately, I haven't read any post from before so... Can we start from scratch?

Unfortunately, few of the posts since late May are worth reading, but a new base shall be started.

We've recently decided to install a new carpet.

Fortunately for you, this was quality wool carpet so you got less gravel rash when on all fours and latched onto Mr e's peach-shaped buttocks.

Unfortunately, in this base, talking about body parts, especially private body parts, is forbidden. (Getting all 7's is no excuse here.)

Fortunately all your base are belong to us