Fortunately Miss Dee has changed her avatar and will soon be incognito.

Unfortunately, the crazy train doesn't brake for an avatar switch.

Fortunately, the crazy train was stopping all stations via the insane asylum.

Unfortunately, it seems that train has fallen into a Mandelbrot Set shaped hole.

Fortunately, I am not under the effect of any mind altering substances, and can tell that the Menger sponge's surface area is enough to trap the train.

Unfortunately, the train was impaled on a sarisa that was sticking out of said spongey thingy.

BTW, I love you, li'l Miss Dee.

I wish I was in the US so I could ask you out to a line dance.

Unfortunately it's not actually your hair. It's my armpit hair and you are in a headlock.

Fortunately, Kleetus was lucky enough to pass away before having a chance to catch a sniff of that armpit...

Unfortunately, I seemed to have replied to the wrong statement. In fact, I can't even find where they were talking about his hair anymore. How strange. Am I hallucinating?

Unfortunately, Kleetus has wriggled out from your puny headlock and put you in one.

His underarm aroma of potpourri has totally incapacitated you and left you roaming the Badlands of Canada confused and delirious.

Fortunately I encountered a warm and friendly Canadian beaver to take me in and nurse me back to health.

Unfortunately, that wasn't a beaver but a mutated Badlands giant rodent which has disemboweled and decapitated you.

I'm actually going to miss you, Mamba.

Fortunately, that giant rodent is too strong to disembowel or decapitate anyone or anything.

Fortunately it wasn't a moose and was actually quite easy to tame. All it took was a little foreplay.