Unfortunately, as you're Canadian nobody will believe you.

You're gay.

Fortunately, it turns out that, if you are a man, being attracted to a trans woman does not make you gay. (In fact, it makes you straight.)

Similarly, if you are a woman, being attracted to a trans man does not make you gay, either.

Unfortunately when you go the grope,you find that it was a botched operation.

Fortunately, the doctor performing the operation dropped his wallet inside and that's what I found when I was groping. And it was full of $100 bills yall'. Party time. Transexual hookers and party favors for all. On me.

Unfortunately, you caught an STD from the tranny hookers, scrotal elephantiasis and penile warts.

You're diseased and disfigured.

Fortunately I'm not the only one. You got it too. Yeah, I seen you at the party. You were taking them two at a time.

You do realize that the word "tranny" is a slur and should not be used, right?

Fortunately, the "big party" wasn't big, and it wasn't a party, so you didn't miss anything.

Unfortunately, party was for one person, me and no one else!

Fortunately, said party was rather boring.

Unfortunately, Uncle Kleetus has returned.

Fortunately, Kleetus is not actually the Uncle of anyone here.

Unfortunately, you took that literally rather than figuratively.

Now come over here and sit on Unkie Kleetus' lap.
I'm sorry, ma'am.

Please punish me, I deserve it for slurring.

Fortunately, the new law is being heralded by numerous lawsuits, normal civilians would be scared to death to find inside their restroom a mutant alien, a burly predator or a "head"-less marine from outer space!

Unfortunately (?), the other side has legal precedent on their side.