Fortunately, porn is eternal and always has an effect.

It increased Uncle Kleetus' girth by centimetres.

Uncle Kleetus is hung, you may call him Unkie.

Fortunately , porn will ALWAYS have an effect.

Whoa, a 9 minute ninja? How did I miss that? Weird...

Unfortunately, I already posted that and basically smited you.

And unfortunately again, DT loves me and not you, I'm special.

This is going to be a shitty day for you.

Fortunately there is always self lovin'.

Unfortunately, your internet went down shortly after posting and you have no access to porn.

Told you it was going to be a shitty day for you.

Fortunately I have a few pics of yo mamma and a good imagination. lol

Unfortunately, my Mum is a post-op teenage mutant transsexual.

So yes, you would need a really good imagination.

Unfortunately, those pictures have faded over the years and are no longer viewable.

Unfortunately, those older pics are of her as a man before the operation.

You're gay.

Just came back from shopping, DT.

I wish you were with me, I'd sit in the shopping trolley's baby seat whilst you pushed and purchased.

Fortunately for me, you are wrong because otherwise how could she have given birth to you? She must have been female first. She couldn't have had you after the sex change if she was a man first.

Very slowly and painfully.

Unfortunately, that still means you're gay.

Fortunately, eras and epochs change, and gays today are the norm.

Unfortunately, by the time he came out of the closet times changed.

Fortunately, I have the opportunity to set the record straight here. No , I'm not gay. :)