Fortunately it just looked like the spider was on fire.

Unfortunately, the spider is somewhat traumatized by this whole affair.

Unfortunately I think it might be radioactive. Hey, maybe I'll be the next Spider Man.

Unfortunately, that's because the spider was already gone by the time Tamamba put it in their mouth, causing them to eat a null object. (Let's just hope nothing else decided to spawn in that sprite slot at that very moment.)

Fortunately, it appears I'm still the top ninja around here.

Unfortunately, because you are a Ninja and not a Samurai, you can't equip the Muramasa Blade.

Fortunately the spider is now wielding that blade.

Fortunately, Tamamba was highly anaemic and the consumed iron was beneficial.

Mornin' DT, I have returned from my hiatus, so excited to be back with my dearest friends.

Unfortunately , drinking my own blood has awakened something in me. Now not only am I a zombie, I am a vampire zombie. With great regenerative powers. You can't even see a mark anymore where that sword was.

Fortunately, dtgreene has the zombie cure.

Unfortunately, one of the side-effects is transsexualism.

Fortunately , I kind of like my new vampire powers. So no thanks DT. :)

Unfortunately for you, had you been nicer to DT she would have sucked your blood.

Fortunately , I am a vampire now and can suck hers. Make her my concubine after she turns.