Fortunately,for me I do not understand your maths nor do I wish too.

Unfortunately, ignorance is no excuse here.

Fortunately,there is nothing that anyone here can do about it as they are not that clever.

Unfortunately for you, some are.

2+2=5

See?

Fortunately, Tamamba didn't actually try to prove it (even though it is now possible to prove literally anything).

Unfortunately you are right. lol

Fortunately,Tamamba all though extremely bad at maths does have a sense of humor.

:) thanks lol

Unfortunately I have no good unfortunate things to say right now though.

Fortunately,the next time you stub your big toe you will not be lost for words.

Unfortunately, I stub my toes too often. And it's usually the baby toe and the one beside it. I am never at a loss for words in those moments, you are right. lol

Fortunately, it turns out that the number of times you've stubbed your toe is 0.

Proof:

Let n be the number of times you stubbed your toe.
We have previously shown that
1 = 0
Multiply both sides by n, and we get
n = 0
Q. E. D.

The observant reader will notice that I have just shown that everything is equal to 0, and therefore every number is equal to every other. (Of course, this still relies on the original axiom that 2 = 0.)

Unfortunately, nobody ever understands dtgreene's math references.

Unfortunately you have no evidence that this is true. The best way I can figure to test your theory is to have you wire all of your bank funds to my bank account. Then, I will check my balance and see if it still reads zero.

Fortunately, we can still continue anyways.