Unfortunately, your workaround has been patched and can no longer be used.

Fortunately (?), the patch made it so that the weapon can no longer be used at all.

Unfortunately, you are now unarmed and have been mobbed by pre-op teenage transsexual zombie mutants.

Li'l DT, sat in a tree,

Li'l DT, just couldn't see,

Kleetus looked for her, but then,

He couldn't find DT again.

Fortunately for the pre-op teenage tanssexual zombie mutants who had to pee, there were public washrooms that they could use nearby that they could choose from based on their gender identity, since they are in America.

Unfortunately, that somehow turned that nuclear weapon into a much bigger one, which immediately exploded, destroying the entire solar system.

Good Mornin', friend of friends.

Stay away from DT, she's trouble, I've lost over 50 rep points because of her.

She tries to use her womanly charms to beguile you.

Unfortunately, it appears that 2 is now equal to 0, so it is equally correct to say there are 0 moons.

Unfortunately, that other thing isn't a moon but a total eclipse of the heart.

I warned you to stay away from DT.

Fortunately I have no heart. So, just another day then.


Can I reply to myself? Because now unfortunately I have that song stuck in my head now. Ahhhh. lol

Fortunately, the song playing was Achy Breaky Heart, which endowed you with the missing internal organ.

Unfortunately, from all the Achy and from all the Breaky, you had a massive heart attack and died.

I'm going to miss you, friend.

Fortunately my neighbor is a skilled necromancer and was able to bring me back to life. Or close enough anyways.

Unfortunately, it doesn't help because there are 0 of you.

Proof:
2 = 0 (see my previous post)
Dividing both sides by 2:
1 = 0
There are 1 of you, therefore there are 0 of you.
Q. E. D.

Fortunately,Kleetus and Tamamba just got married and I wasn't invited to the wedding.

Unfortunately, it turns out that that was a 0 person wedding, because 2 = 0.