Fortunately,I like to set targets and records.

Unfortunately , sometimes I'm not very competitive. So I think I might just try and stay in the positive. ;p

Fortunately, I have scared off another challenger for my title.

lol

Unfortunately, I didn't find it funny.

I thought it was pretty childish, actually.

Fortunately, you think you are a candidate for my title and I will relish it when you say *uncle*.

Fortunately, it turns out that the hair being referred to is actually not anal hair. It is, in fact, just ordinary hair on the head. (Why don't we have a term to refer to that type of hair specifically?)

Unfortunately, you failed to specify which "head", so this hair would obviously be d*ckhair!

Unfortunately, these are ingrown penile follicles.


Hiya DT,

My name is Kleetus and I shower daily.

It appears that the topic of this thread has gone into territory that I don't particularly care for.

Fortunately, I am here to save the day, armed with a nuclear weapon that does 400 to 900 damage (but always does 594 damage due to bad RNG).

Unfortunately, the weapon is gender-locked and can only be operated by pre-op transsexuals.

Fortunately, I have found a way around that issue (though I don't feel like sharing it).

Unfortunately, GoG Galaxy Anti-Cheat Heathen Smiting Technology has detected your exploit and smited you.

Fortunately, my work-around did not involve any sort of exploit.