Unfortunately, you need to be level 30 to use the station (and doing so costs 10 levels), but it turns out they are only level 29.

(Side note: The original Etrian Odyssey's respec option (which the game calls "Rest") works this way.)

Unfortunately, it seems some level 1 adventurer turned on the cheat code and used the station. (Note that the cheat doesn't get around the 10 level cost of the station.)

Fortunately, there was an unused and brand new station on the next level.

I note your decline into negatory with some concern, DT.

Unfortunately,Kleetus will not be my bro and I see him asking others (complete strangers).
Have you not heard of *stranger danger* when you went to kindie?

Fortunately, the Game Over screen has been reached, and we begin a new path.

I just baked a cake.

Unfortunately you fell asleep while it was in the oven.
You managed to burn down your house.

Fortunately, it wasn't his house.

Unfortunately, the cake is ruined.

Fortunately, the cake was a lie.

Unfortunately,I was looking forward to some cake but I'm sure my piece would of been laced with something.

Fortunately, it was only laced with vitamins and minerals.

Unfortunately, they were counterfeit vitamins and laced with swine flu.

Fortunately, this particular strain of swine flu only affects swine.

Unfortunately, just last week you had porcine bioprosthetic heart valve surgery.