Fortunately, I've discovered this thread and will make it a favourite topic.

Unfortunately this thread could end up getting locked or deleted if something stupid happens.

Fortunately, the trolls can be ignored.

Unfortunately it doesn't stop some of them.

Fortunately, there're not that many of them here.

Unfortunately, there ARE skeletons.

Fortunately, they're just skin and bones.

Unfortunately, they have recently been fortified with a large dose of calcium.

Fortunately, that won't help as they have osteoarthritis, that's why they became bones.

Unfortunately, some of the skeletons are wielding chain saws.

Fortunately, they didn't use 2 stroke fuel and they blew up.


Unfortunately, some members in another thread were downvoting your posts.

Fortunately, I was there sticking up for you.

Unfortunately, they didn't blow up themselves. Instead, they blew up everything else. Or, more precisely, they blew up everything that has defense greater than the skeletons' Strength score.

(Still waiting for someone to figure out the reference here.)

Fortunately, all the skeletons were smited by a vault hunter from Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep.

Unfortunately Vault Hunters from Assault on Dragon Keep are useless outside of playing D&D.