Fortunately, I have enough life (thanks to that emblem) that I can survive underwater for far longer than the expected lifetime of the universe.

Unfortunately you were the only one, everyone else is now dead thanks to you.

Fortunately,I survived and found this massive plug so I tied myself to a mountain peak (believe it or not) luckily the chain went round it and I very slowly pulled the plug so as not to be dragged in with all dtgreene's water..

Unfortunately, it turns out that there is not enough room to store all that water.

Fortunately,the amount of water drained was sufficient for me to live on the mountain and pretend I was Daniel Boone.

Unfortunately, the real Daniel Boone is up there, and he isn't fond of imitators.

Unfortunately, you are too strong to actually saw apart any person with it.

(This is a reference to SaGa 1 (Final Fantasy Legend), which had a coding mistake which caused the comparison between attacker STR and defender DEF to be reversed when using a chainsaw.)

Fortunately, Amnesia was around so a new idea can emerge now.

Unfortunately,dummy spitter has returned.

Fortunately, a strange glitch has given me 255 STR and a chain saw. I'm ready to saw everything apart.

*neglects to mention something important*

Unfortunately, dtgreene has neglected to mention something important.

Fortunately, it appears zeogold has 0 defense, so dtgreene should be able to use her saw on him.

Unfortunately, Zeogold, as the Puzzlemaster, is smart enough to outwit this saw-slinging, and, realizing that the chainsaw only works when plugged in, simply unplugs it.

Fortunately, a Skeleton Warrior, armed with a chain saw that does not require being plugged in, appears and starts attacking Zeogold with it.