Fortunately, the Puzzlemaster is well-suited to solving the unsolvable.

Unfortunately, the Whistleblower is here to reveal the tricks and methods used by the Puzzlemaster.

Fortunately, the tricks and methods used by the Puzzlemaster are [mostly] legal.

Unfortunately, it turns out that one of your tricks that you used is not legal and can be used to prove that 1=2.

Fortunately, I currently have a permit to use it.

Unfortunately, now that 1=2 has been proven, the system of proof is no longer useful, as *everything* can be proven.

(I mean that literally; literally everything, whether true or not, is now provable.)

Fortunately, I can use this to prove my ownership of $1,000,000.

Unfortunately, following that logic it is also a fact that you owe $1,000,000 so now you own 0g.

Fortunately, I keep plenty of backup money in a puzzle box.

Unfortunately, you forgot the combination number for your puzzle box.

Fortunately, you can prove that the combination is 0-0-0 (even though it isn't).

Unfortunately, that combination will probably not work since the lock has no numbers on it.

Fortunately, the lock was time-locked and Today it automagically opened!!!

Unfortunately, it seems the puzzle inside the box has no solution.