Unfortunately, Romero's wife makes another Wizardry game.

Fortunately, the Puzzlemaster's forces and tinyE's cult followers prove a powerful force which soon banish all unwanted games from GOG.

Unfortunately, they also banish all wanted games from GOG. Now the only thing GOG has is movies.

Fortunately, the movies are fantastic, and the new GOM blossoms as a better site than ever before.

unfortunately no one cares about the movies, and to avoid bankruptcy gOg make a move into selling DRM free Viagra (and a selection of other....umm.... legally grey.... drugs under the counter. Re-branded to GOD - Good Old Drugs!). Colombian drug cartels invade Poland.

Fortunately, all the original members of the GOG staff had left by this point, and they eventually find one another again and agree to open up the original GOG just as it used to be once more. Poland, after being used to getting cut up through war so much, bounces back easily after the drug cartels get bored and leave.

Unfortunately, due to the removal of drug cartels, legal drugs somehow become harder to find.

Fortunately, it opens up the market for the poor Norwegians who are still suffering from the loss after the Swiss Cheese collapse. Norway explodes onto the world with new designer drugs based on reindeer droppings and salmon skin.

Fortunately this helps the flagging polar bear population who grow fat on the homeless, and take over Scandinavia.

Unfortunately, this starts a war between the polar bears and Europe, who wants Scandinavia back since there is now a startling lack of viking activity.

Fortunately, this causes the polar bears to develop into a viking modeled society.

Unfortunately, this only means that they are even more of a threat in the war.

Fortunately, the vikings were peaceful traders.

Unfortunately, the polar bears are not.