Fortunately,the truth hurts real bad and is hard to refute:)

Unfortunately, Tauto seemed to not recognize the truth about himself and his pointless trolling.

Fortunately,its not called trolling but stating a fact that you cannot refute.
P.S. DTGREENE didn't you get enough treatment in the last week or so?
Or should I say DUDE?

Unfortunately for Tauto, the thread decided to wisely ignore his presence and continue on the game without acknowledging him, thus undermining his entire goal.

Fortunately,for all the nice people I can come back later and talk to you and the DUDE.:)

Unfortunately, there isn't any dude here other than possibly Tauto (who was the one using the term "dude") and zeogold (who Tauto was explicitly referencing as someone other than the so-called dude).

Furthermore, it seems that the evil wizards have started to show up. (Note that wizards are not the same as magicians.)

Fortunately, the wizards take 5 minutes to cast a single spell.

Unfortunately, being that The Wizard's time perception equals to 1 minute = 1 day, made the plot advance until 5 days have transpired!!

Fortunately, the wizards were collectively stabbed in this time.

Fortunately, in those 5 days, someone wrote a predictive text generator, ran it on the text of the magical spells, and got a computer to randomly generate some new spells!

Fortunately, it looks like one of the randomly generated spells is something like time travel. (Or it at least contains the word "time" followed by the word "travel".)

Unfortunately, the spell is actually "mixed time travel", and I've just received a dragon from 1288.

Fortunately the protagonist do not need to wait for the evil wizards to finish their spells and charge in for a quick win.

Oh I am too slow.

Fortunately the dragon is interesting enough to start its own story

New story:
I've adopted a pet dragon.