Fortunately, even after the danger has approached half way, it still has to close half the remaining distance. After that, it has to close half the remaining distance after that. This means that the danger must close half the remaining distance an infinite number of times before it arrives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno%27s_paradoxes

Unfortunately, paradoxes only make it angrier.

Fortunately, it can't actually do anything with the anger (except maybe trigger a glitch).

Unfortunately, the glitch is trigged granting you flawed dev mode.

Fortunately, I have found a way to execute arbitrary code with flawed dev mode, and I use it to max out my stats at level 1.

Unfortunately, being maxed out level 1 is boring as hell and you feel nothing but regret.

Fortunately, since I have access to Arbitrary Code Execution, I can make things more interesting, by creating worthy opponents, or by experimenting with glitch abilities! There are all sorts of possibilities!

Unfortunately, all possibilities were reduced down to Zero in this Binary World.

01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01000010 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01000010 01100101 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01010100 01101111 00100000 01010101 01110011 00101110

Fortunately, I don't speak binary, and I can start a new line of thought talking about how good chocolate chips and peanut butter mixed together are...mmmmm....

Fortunately the allergic reaction isn't serious and instead amusing in the symptomatic expression of giggles that make me fart

Unfortunately, the farting drives away a good deal of your friends.

Fortunately none of them are friends drealmer7 want to keep.

Unfortunately, one of them stole his peanut butter and chocolate chips.

Fortunately drealmer7 had a last big fart saved and it was aimed very well so the villain was knocked out...
The end of the story: *yumyumnomnomnomburp*

Edit: Typo