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Bookwyrm627: Unfortunately, the U.N. literally threw pitch on the situation.
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amok: Fortunately, the world market on pitch is quite strong, and due to the unforeseen pitch surplus Norway suddenly found itself having made them one of the worlds richest countries - and they started stockpiling Swiss cheese.
Unfortunately the swiss cheese was found to be full of holes and the stockpile collapsed.
And that would be the 3rd cross post in this thread so far. o.o

Retracting mine.
Post edited January 29, 2016 by Bookwyrm627
darnations... time-space continuum made my post redundant.

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Post edited January 29, 2016 by amok
Fortunately the many holes kept the Swiss cheese afloat.
Unfortunately, the more cheese there is, the more holes it has; the more holes it has, the less cheese there is; so more cheese means less cheese - it sank.
Fortunately, I have a few spare cosmic puzzle pieces here which I can use to patch the universe.
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Dessimu: Unfortunately, the more cheese there is, the more holes it has; the more holes it has, the less cheese there is; so more cheese means less cheese - it sank.
Fortunately, the entire world population of Norway rats decided to imitate lemmings, and suicided themselves in search of the Lost Atlantis of Swiss Cheese.
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zeogold: Fortunately, I have a few spare cosmic puzzle pieces here which I can use to patch the universe.
Unfortunately, the universe is predestined - and all attempts to change fate will be meet with doom.... and cheese. There will always be cheese.

edit - see above for proof!
Post edited January 29, 2016 by amok
Fortunately, we're prepared for the doom since we have all been playing Doom
Unfortunately, all of the Doom players die.
Fortunately, Romero's new game will train the next generation of resistance fighters.
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HereForTheBeer: Fortunately, Romero's new game will train the next generation of resistance fighters.
Unfortunately, it will make you his bitch
Fortunately, the Puzzlemaster is working on his own resistance force, where the fighters rely on logic and the power of knowledge rather than violence.
Unfortunately, the Puzzlemaster isn't getting many recruits.
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Bookwyrm627: Unfortunately, the Puzzlemaster isn't getting many recruits.
(retract original as not advancing the topic)

Fortunately, the puzzelmaster teams up with tinye's legion and invade Zarkon 5 in an effort to avoid a new doom game.
Post edited January 29, 2016 by nightcraw1er.488