I dont drink xD so no alcohol
anything that goes with chicken i guess like tomato sauace, bbq sauce i dunno anything that makes it good

donuts!

I've already grown man tits like small as A cup.. I'm trying watch my diet xD

already fat enough xD

BACON

AND

TITS

Why this still going is beyond me.

A bacon explosion!

I've gotten quite good at making them. I highly recommend trying it out. It's awesome!
Ah, then maybe a bacon explosion is not the best idea.

Edit:
Although most of your own suggestions in the OP weren't much better ;-)

A reflection of the current state of the forum nonetheless.

Döner!!!!!!

macht schöner!

I had a Rubarb pie at my english friends house yesterday and it was delicious. Supposedly its traditional UK food? Maybe that would be good.
Der beste ist im Olympiaeinkaufszentrum zu kriegen (Oliviva).

Aber Pita ist das einzig Wahre! :D

Fast food tacos are the way to go today... but that would require leaving the house. *shakes head*

everything sounds unhealthy and tasty. so you want a heart attack?

Well, the best one I know is the one at the corner Augustenstraße/Theresienstrasse.
Today I don`t got me a Döner, but a Lahmacun instead, filled with Döner meat, salad and the nice Döner sauce. If I had known which big beast that is, I wouldn`t have ordered an additional portion of Pommes. :-D

I dunno if it's sufficiently later yet that you've already had the food but if it's not and you choose pizza.

you better not eat that pizza cold. better not be cold pizza.

or no fancy ass thin pizza.

or no nancy sweet pizza.

you leave the pineapples off that pizza, boy. (no offense to our resident pineapple)

and you better not put ground beef on it either.

you put olives, boy.

you put olives and sausage.

and you get yourself a side of garlic and boy let me tell you you better not get some kind of dip on all that pizza.

you can get a dip thing.

but you better eat at least one slice excepting the crust without that dip thing. AND you better at least eat one bite of that crust without the dip thing on the slice you eat without the dip thing.

and I don't think I need to elaborate any further.

you do the right thing now boy.

you don't eat the nancy pizza. you don't need the nancy pizza, you keep away from the nancy pizza.

you eat the real pizza. you eat that real pizza, boy.