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Posted February 19, 2015
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gunsynd: I think I'll vist belgium, cheap cigs, cheap beer, and cheap.....

Women?????
Lowest price in prostitution around here is 50€ for 30min, I don't know the rates in your country ;)
Post edited February 19, 2015 by catpower1980
Posted February 19, 2015
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gunsynd: I think I'll vist belgium, cheap cigs, cheap beer, and cheap.....

Women?????
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catpower1980: Lowest price in prostitution around here is 50€ for 30min, I don't know the rates in your country ;)
Neither do I,as I don't have to pay for one..
Posted February 19, 2015
20 to 30 Euros seems kind of low. My only time in a casino was about 25 years ago in Atlantic City and I set my limit to $50. I played 5 cents slot machines until i had $100 or $0, I reached $0 first.

If I am not mistaken, drinking is cheaper in Belgium (and everywhere worldwide) than here in Quebec, so in your place I would find a bar with a cute barmaid and interesting patrons instead of gambling.
Posted February 19, 2015
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tinyE: Here is what to do instead of gambling that will save you the money and yet give you the exact same sensations.

1) Go out in into the desert and find a rock a that has been sitting out in the sun for a long time; one that is REALLY hot and preferably jagged.

2) Stick that rock up your ass.

3) After several moments of unfathomable pain and agony remove the rock from your ass and take a deep breath.

4) Go find another really hot/jagged rock and stick it up your ass, constantly saying to yourself, "Maybe this one will feel different."
I don't imagine this was the kind of tip the OP was looking for, but it's the thread-winner, as far as I'm concerned. XD +1
Posted February 19, 2015
BlackJack and Slots all the way! :)
Posted February 19, 2015
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tinyE: Here is what to do instead of gambling that will save you the money and yet give you the exact same sensations.

1) Go out in into the desert and find a rock a that has been sitting out in the sun for a long time; one that is REALLY hot and preferably jagged.

2) Stick that rock up your ass.

3) After several moments of unfathomable pain and agony remove the rock from your ass and take a deep breath.

4) Go find another really hot/jagged rock and stick it up your ass, constantly saying to yourself, "Maybe this one will feel different."
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HunchBluntley: I don't imagine this was the kind of tip the OP was looking for, but it's the thread-winner, as far as I'm concerned. XD +1
tinyE is the Socrates of our days.
Posted February 19, 2015
Always end your trip with some money in pocket and prepare beforehand the amount which you can gamble.
Posted February 19, 2015
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HunchBluntley: I don't imagine this was the kind of tip the OP was looking for, but it's the thread-winner, as far as I'm concerned. XD +1
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justanoldgamer: tinyE is the Socrates of our days.
Pronounced as So Crates.
Posted March 03, 2015
Back home, so, end of the "story": Hadn't had much time to play in the evening and to get reacquainted with table rules so I burned 20€ at the slot machines in 30min (would have been longer if I had stayed at 2cents slots). Big crowd but only a few women (unfuckable). Should have taken phone numbers,of escorts or spent the night in the bars of the city. At least the business side of my trip went great :)
Posted March 19, 2019
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I have never been to a land-based casino, I play mr bet casino online. I like different slots, I do not make big bets, so this hobby does not take all my money hahaha
Posted March 19, 2019
I post in random threads. If they are older than 4 years, I lose.
Posted March 19, 2019
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SoFree858: I have never been to a land-based casino, I play mr bet casino online. I like different slots, I do not make big bets, so this hobby does not take all my money hahaha
I bet what necromancers are selling & I lose since forum has eaten their link.
Posted March 19, 2019
you don't need to go to the casino. you can do the same thing at home.

simply flush your money down the toilet, and hope more money will come out. if it din't, then you're not lucky enough to win at the casino.

hope this helps!
Posted March 19, 2019
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falloutttt: you don't need to go to the casino. you can do the same thing at home.

simply flush your money down the toilet, and hope more money will come out. if it din't, then you're not lucky enough to win at the casino.

hope this helps!
Well people do get money from casino, it's just that they rarely walk away.
Posted March 19, 2019
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falloutttt: you don't need to go to the casino. you can do the same thing at home.

simply flush your money down the toilet, and hope more money will come out. if it din't, then you're not lucky enough to win at the casino.

hope this helps!
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BeatriceElysia: Well people do get money from casino, it's just that they rarely walk away.
there are people incredibly lucky at gambling. but that's quite rare to be honest. and usually casinos will find a way to ban those people. lol

as for the rest, most people can't control themselves. after winning, they think they can win even more and often endup loosing it all.

there's a reason why casinos are such profitable business. house always wins, in the end of the day!!!
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