nothing i dont eat pizza
because most are contaminated with cheese and i hate cheese i just avoid them all together

They're fun if you're wasting time with a bunch of friends. If you compare solo play of an MMO to a single player game then you're going to be MMD - Mega Massively Disappointed. Unlike ham. Ham isn't disappointing.

As to why people pay subscriptions for them, it's cause they're dumb and think there's a premium value to it (less noobs, better updates, etc.) but in reality it's the same as the free ones. Sometimes even worse because you're paying them $200+ a year to screw you over and then you still rationalize to yourself that it was somehow fun and your investment wasn't a waste.

If you ever get involved in a game that requires grinding or has some type of progress system then you'll understand why people keep on doing it. It's cause they feel they have an investment in it and don't want to lose their stats/dailies/items. It can actually take a while to finally just break away completely and realize that you were trapped into their system.

I personally prefer playing games with friends (on the rare occasions that people are bored enough to consider me one) that don't involve any grind or investment. They always wanted me to grind to max level first on my own so I could do raids that I don't even enjoy and didn't fit my schedule. But in games like Dota you can just hop in and do some matches on equal level/equipment footing where skill is the only factor.

Feels like how when I wrote my review/impressions of Rebel Galaxy...

Still it is fairly long. I need to get myself something good to drink/eat before I attempt to read the long multi-post. So otherwise don't mind me til I actually read it.

I agree with JMich that playing with people part is the main attraction of MMOs. Even if it's not friends per se, just having a low-stress way to chat and play with people is nice.

That said, I can't stand most MMOs either. The only one that works for me is GW2, because it's easy to drop in and out of it and grouping up on the fly works amazingly well. Everything is designed around fire-up-and-go gameplay as opposed to other MMOs I've tried where play time needed to be a lot more structured.

You most definately are a horrible person. Pineapple on pizza is the worst invention since MMOs, time continium be damned.

Nope. It's great. Pineapple. And HAM. LOADS OF HAM. A LOT OF HAM! HAM-A-LOT. CASTLE HAM-A-LOT.

Wow, got a lot there. So first off, you sound quite a bit like Spoony. He often rants about immersion breaking gameplay, and things that make no logical sense when you think about it. I remember spoony trying out FF14, and they had warriors delivering pies... no surprise there. To be honest killing low level monsters, sure if it keeps the peace, but delivering stew and pies should be referred to servants, and non-heros. The game gets REALLY good after 40 hours. WHAT? I don't want the game to get good in 40 hours, i want the game to be good now! Heh, and old school games loved to shove collectables and hidden stuff for you to find. If they don't... Level gating. The easiest way to artificially pad the game. Considering most games if you grow a certain amount then your enemies in your next area will match your level.

I kinda prefer games where you can go off the beaten path, and if you do great then great, if not then you could get brutally murdered. Although the truly annoying ones are ones that don't have any warnings you are changing difficulty levels. Hey, that gadget looks like something cool to play with... nope, it's never used again - Spoony (Talking about the intro to FF13) *sigh* a few hours of fun filled with lots of filler, and due to the content extensions and power levels, nothing has any difficulty. Too much filler.

I personally think the basic gameplay loop for MMO's is bad, a grind. If you can't enjoy the core gameplay loop then you shouldn't play. Don't get me wrong, I can't stand grinding either, which is why I haven't played any MMO longer than 2 weeks (although one I would have played more except it threw me into a pvp area and then I got brutally murdered by another player while trying to fight monsters I could deal with, purple f***er with ??? for his level).

So far there's only been one game that felt pretty good as an MMO, called FireFall. It's a bit more science fiction rather than fantasy (this was 11 months ago, it's changed to target korean players and isn't as fun now), and you use radios everywhere so you're talking to your client while you're walking to them or away from them, keeping you from having to deliver pies. It took a long time to really feel like I was doing the same things over and over again, which was a good thing. Still after a while the MMO-ness rears it's head. Level caps and requirements, gating, multiple player instances required, etc (although the required players is actually needed due to the levels being hard).


So WHAT is an MMO. Quite simply it's a grindy filler, an expensive face-book game, except you and your friends can be online at the same time so it feels more satisfying (an artificial feeling). It's heavily plagued by waiting timers (or cooldowns) all over. All in all, with or without friends, MMOs are a waste of time, and most people play them because their friends are playing them. The game is intended to only be played a couple hours or so at a time, then left. However they add in incentives to play longer so you feel like you aren't taking full advantage of your time if you don't. Unfortunately they don't know how to make really good long term story, when it's a lot easier to make monsters spongier and have a 'must play 1 hour' requirement for 5 minutes of content.

Do you like them in the rain? Do you like them on a train?

MMO's are about the journey, not the destination. Ever wondered what your favorite game would be like if all the NPC's and party members were real people, that would be what it's all about in my opinion. I quit FF11 Online when I reached max level.

I really would have liked to do Chains of Promanthia storyline with a crew and try to beat Ultima Weapon.

Oglaf made fun of MMO quests last week. A lot of what he posts is NSFW, but that one's fairly clean.

I've enjoyed a number of MMOs, but not a fan of base game cost + sub fees. Totally am a fan of pineapple pizza. Ham, canadian bacon, jalapeno - any of those on pizza with pineapple is good by me.

I think the South Park episode "Make Love not Warcraft" explains MMOs nicely.

I also don't like ham.

I've tried a handful of MMOs over the past 17 or so years, and have only liked 2 of them.

Dark Age of Camelot - Lots of interesting and good lore but it isn't delivered in a compelling way, you have to want to know the things and spend time reading it as you do questing. Where the game shines is PvP/RvR and Keep raiding+defending.

DOMINUS - Never made it to ALPHA and got cancelled! UGH!!!! It had so much promise, but they didn't have a big enough audience to keep their investors investing. I'm still kind of devastated.

I like MMOs. WoW is a personal favorite. Raiding is especially great when properly made. The more interesting the lore, the better the questing. And the occasional PvP is not too bad. Alterac Valley was especially great. Ah. MMOs are really nice when they are well done. I met so many interesting people. Spent so many nights and afternoons chatting while playing with them. So much laughter and cups of hot tea during the winter. I'll get back to playing Vanilla WoW now. Maybe I should try FF XI to see how it is. I heard it was especially great for a multiplatform MMO.

All video games are pointless and so is sex if you don't want to have kids and yet that doesn't stop us from playing games or having sex now does it?