be careful they may be watching you too

Maybe they would like to say "Hello there!" but it takes a very loooong time to say anything on an old mushroomish?!

Krssl Kssk - Drow Necromancer

Krssl starts to get nervous. Things are quiet, too quiet... In his mind he is laying down on an operating table, a Doctor grinning at him. The smile is not friendly, but devious...

Krssl's mind snaps back to the tunnel, shudders, and casts Death Armour.

Stupid me realizes that mushrooms are too big to pick them up. Room too overcrowded. Me moves back to the main tunnel.

Pater Alf - Half-Orc Warrior

That's because this tunnel is known as "the patient tunnel" in folklore.
Please use some points on your next "level up" to upgrade your etiquette skill. :P

Joking aside, I'm 100% sure that Doc is doing his best (don't forget how huge task it is to GM something this big) and that we "the players" own him all the respect of his time and efforts that we can give.

Let's just forget about any update times that were mentioned before this "heated up" and just set the release date for next update to "when it happens". That way Doc won't be pressured (as he definitely shouldn't be) and we could use the time between updates to do something else with our lives instead of moaning or biting our nails and such unwanted behavior.

Thank you all for your understanding. :)

Half-Orcs Don't do etiquette :P

Franziskan Human Cleric

I am bored and I start juggling some stones. Oops! I accidentally throw a small stone at a mushroom that is next to... Lady Beatrice :)

** TURN 4 **

Eastern tunnel:

14 - Lady Beatrice Eilonwy Giulietta Giselle - Elf Druid moves through the door on the left, leaving her Elemental behind in the tunnel. She studies the large mushrooms *rolls dice* some of them are sentient beings although they make no move to harm anyone. She feels that if you leave the mushrooms alone, they will leave you alone.

17 - Tridris - Drow Necromancer waits for his thief companion to check for traps.

23 - Godbran Helloburger - Halfling Thief asks 18 - Calad - Elf Mage his opinion on the mushrooms.

8 - Cardan - Half Orc Berserker follows his fellow Greenskins left into the room with the mushrooms.

7 - Daniel - Human Thief checks the door on the right for any traps *rolls dice* no traps are present. He opens the door and looks inside, he sees a chest sitting in the middle of the room. There are four 7 foot tall statues of what look like Lizard people, each holding a trident. These are situated one in each corner.
He can see a door on the north wall with four buttons to the left of the door. There appear to be pictures on the buttons but he is too far away to see what they are.

44 - Franziskan - Human Cleric with his Holy Guardian moves into the room on the left with the mushrooms.
*rolls dice* The room is very crowded and the Holy Guardian bumps into Cardan causing him to stumble towards the mushrooms.
*rolls dice*
8 - Cardan - Half Orc Berserker manages to just stop himself from falling into the mushrooms.

18 - Calad - Elf Mage remains near the door, waiting for the Druid to update everyone on the mushrooms.

31 - Valius - Elven Battlemage squeezes into the room on the left.

The stench of unwashed Goblin and Half Orcs in the room on the left is overwhelming. Those of the fairer races start to feel nauseous.

49 - Zazz - Goblin Berserker waits at the doorway to the left room cursing the Druid.

12 - Garethianopolisian - Half Orc Ranger stops himself from bashing the noisy Cleric round the head. He waits by the left (I think) room.

39 - Misery Halfling Berserker moves into the room on the left, squeezing past a Goblin and a Half Orc. He stays by the door.

6 - Pater Alf - Half Orc Warrior grabs some of the smaller mushrooms around the edges to keep his pet potato company.

6 - Pater Alf - Half Orc Warrior earns the achievement *Stupid Is As Stupid Does*

*There is a hissing noise and some of the mushrooms seem to be growing in size*

8 - Cardan - Half Orc Berserker notices Pater Alf has a pet potato, the loss of his own pet turnip, Jocko, still fresh in his mind. A jealous rage starts to build within him.

11 - Fognino - Goblin Shaman looks around the room, noticing the movement among the mushrooms.

12 - Garethianopolisian - Half Orc Ranger moves back in to the tunnel.

53 - Krssl Kssk - Drow Necromancer moves up to the now open right door. He can feel his control of the ghoul weakening as it leaves the tunnel. He casts Death Armour.

47 - Raybur Wolfsktaa stands ready in the tunnel, watching the ghoul fade from view.

62 - Thelis - Human Ranger edges a bit further up the tunnel, *rolls dice* the faint smell of cooking wafts down to his keen Rangers nose. The smell is foul.

*rolls dice* 6 - Pater Alf - Half Orc Warrior tries to move back out in to the tunnel but his way is blocked.

44 - Franziskan - Human Cleric throws a stone at one of the Mushrooms moving near 14 -
Lady Beatrice Eilonwy Giulietta Giselle, the hissing gets louder.

I cast barkskin again, since I have 9 cast for all spells left.

Me very clever Half-Orc. Me got achievement as reward. Me very proud.

Krssl Kssk - Drow Necromancer

Hearing a noise come out of the door across the tunnel calls back his ghoul before he loses control and gets Doom Scarab ready to cast.

Let's put it this way. One more hissing from the mushrooms and we will get attacked. Does anyone want to try to get carefully to the door on the other side of the room and open it? Or we can always go and see what's in the right room. There could be treasure there, who knows?

Me make certain me dwarven waraxe is ready and go deeper into the tunnel

Arrgh, too many in here! Cardan wants leave strange mushroom place, but Cardan sees other Half Orc with still alive turnip. Cardan little friend Jocko died... but many little mushroom here. Cardan will take just one small mushroom too.