Rules:

1: Reply to the previous post.
2: Alter the quotation to make it seem ridiculous.
3: Append your response to the end for the next person to mangle.
4: Remove any quotes before the previous one, so there won't be a long repetition.

Here's my post:

The best presidential candidates have already dropped out. Why hasn't there ever been an anarchist president?

Ok

I find that to be an odd response to a serious statement.

There simply isn't enough barter on these forums. Why can't I exchange 3 beaver pelts for half a game?

I'm selling these fine leather jackets..

I'm sure if you comb through the responses enough, you'll find some inspiration.

̶I̶f̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶f̶f̶o̶r̶t̶.̶
[Ninja'd] Maybe, when I get my muse back.

Seems like a lot of efforts. (on second read that sounds kind of inappropriate :-x )

I dont understand this thread

Don't worry, the kinks are not permanent.

Since you seem to know what the thread is about, why don't you contribute to it?

Whoa, dude, please don't encourage him to do something he's gonna regret.

So, if I understand things correctly (and based on the previous topic about beards), Emachine9643 is a bearded lady, correct?

(By the way, I am not a dude, so please don't call me one. Also, this parenthetical comment is not to be misquoted in this topic; misquote the previous paragraph instead.)

I think we can close the thread now, we aren't getting nearer to perfection.