Posted May 08, 2016
Dreams. Like a writer's vivid story arc and the painter's muse, they are here and gone before you know it. Write something down here about that crazy dream you just had. If you don't, you'll probably forget all about it in just a few minutes.
So in my dream last night I was hanging out with those dudes from Jackass. We were partying and drinking, and it just wouldn't stop. We had stayed up for days on end without sleep. Then my girlfriend died and we went over to her parents home to give our condolences, and the Jackass boys wouldn't stop farting and making jokes. They were also stealing stuff. After we left I was furious with them about being rude in front of my girlfriend's parents while they were mourning their dead daughter. Then they started calling me a pussy and a faggot and said that we were going to go party some more. Party today. Party forever. I told them to pull over and let me out, but they wouldn't. And then Steve-O started laughing hysterically and drove all of us off the road. My dream ended with me trying to fight them off so that I could escape the car before we all crashed and died. It was terrifying.
There. Now I won't forget the dream. And now I also hate Jackass for being dicks to my dead girlfriend's parents.
So in my dream last night I was hanging out with those dudes from Jackass. We were partying and drinking, and it just wouldn't stop. We had stayed up for days on end without sleep. Then my girlfriend died and we went over to her parents home to give our condolences, and the Jackass boys wouldn't stop farting and making jokes. They were also stealing stuff. After we left I was furious with them about being rude in front of my girlfriend's parents while they were mourning their dead daughter. Then they started calling me a pussy and a faggot and said that we were going to go party some more. Party today. Party forever. I told them to pull over and let me out, but they wouldn't. And then Steve-O started laughing hysterically and drove all of us off the road. My dream ended with me trying to fight them off so that I could escape the car before we all crashed and died. It was terrifying.
There. Now I won't forget the dream. And now I also hate Jackass for being dicks to my dead girlfriend's parents.
Post edited May 08, 2016 by Emob78