So good to see some good chaps with the same fine sense of humor as myself.

I didn't know this one xD

I knew a variation wich roughly translates as:

"What is black, white and red and cannot turn on narrow spaces?

A nun with a javelin stuck on her eye"

This one made me laugh. (The one in the OP didn't, but I understood it.)

You're pushing the wrong Button

that joke is universal, everyone should get it, we are nuts. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WRONG. ;)



and meow. i'm still laughing.

Ever make your husband apologize for something you did wrong? Happens to my dad all the time. That's why he drinks. :D

not married, so no. But if I ever do, I will totally remember to do that, thanks! :)

but i've totally played the "i know you can read my mind, so I know you know what you did wrong". b/c that's totally rational.

It has been proven that women who are 20 pounds over weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Writing that one down! XD

This has really turned into a nice thread! Keep them coming!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Why do men want to marry virgins? Because men can’t stand criticism.

Not sure if its a joke and obviously stolen from somewhere, but : two guys were out golfing. When they were walking up to the next hole where two women were playing, one of the guys said ''hey wait up, one of the women is is my wife and the other is my mistress.'' The other guys said ''I have the same problem''.


Much gold. Thumbs up.
Much-er gold, thumbs-er....upper?
Art doesn't ask for OKs. It allows you to see as far as what you're OK with.

No one sets a standard don what ''works'' in a joke.

Says who?

These two Poles are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"

Ha! Good one

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

"With all these modern disadvantages, science has done nothing to make marriage safe for husbands."

Here's a Dwain Esper instructional video from 1937 that will help to make marriage less boring:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvqvHu-9kLE