Klumpen0815: Q: How does every German joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What's the difference between a German and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Germany?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A German car is stopped by the Polish border control:
_ Name?
_ Johan Schmidt.
_ Occupation?
_ No. Just visiting.
babark: And to add a little to the self-effacing humour (since humour that attacks someone is immoral, but also apparently the funniest, according to this thread, guess I'll attack "myself"?):
You're doing it wrong. Here, I'll help you:
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indian squad?
A: The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
A judge asked a little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
Grl: No, my mummy beats me
Judge: I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?
Girl: I want to live with the Indian cricket team, I firmly believe they cannot beat anybody!