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I was talking to him everyday for the past few months (talking about gaming pickups and stuff) but he seems to have disappeared right after Christmas day, his status has showed online constantly but no reply when messaged.

I do realize there is a possibility that he's just ignoring my messages, but after 20 days that seems like a bit of a stretch.

Not the first time we've had this thread:

https://www.gog.com/forum/general_archive/what_happened_to_pimpmonkey/page1

edit: I don;t see anything recent either: https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Agog.com+pimpmonkey

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Gave him Mystical Monkey Powers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmiUdtziMy0

It's been said that life's hard out here for a pimp. Perhaps the rigors of pimphood ultimately proved too great.

Detox.

I'm sure he's just making the rounds, collecting all his money from his whoremonkeys after the xmas rush. You realize that doesn't mean he's been HERE, don't you? Some browsers refresh pages when you turn it on, which gog would detect as "online", even though he was actually doing other things online. The fact that he hasn't responded suggests that.

The "online" thing here doesn't mean much, as people can show as online just because their browser is on, and other times can show offline, even though they may be writing a long reply or taking a break. IOW, people can be here while still showing offline, and not be here when showing online.

The only thing you can be sure of is that he's still alive (or perhaps his murderer has stolen his laptop and is using it). I wouldn't worry.

Yes, he has been arrested by the monkey police.

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Couldn't help but laugh.

Glad I made you laugh !

I'm telling the staff you didn't meet your monthly posting quota. They'll do to you what they did to Pimpmonkey!

With that choice of wording you should consider posting in ZFR's quality thread ;)