* for their dynamic backgrounds on both screens that are atm fed with wildlife eyeing you...
i swear, these past weeks i've been eyed by whales, swines, dogs and atm some species of ostrich

They have scary beaks!!

At least unlike Ubuntu Linux 24.04.01 LTS Microsoft Windows 11 for instance Audio Drivers are functioning properly.

Close the shutters. :)

For what purpose did you choose to inform us of this? I like marmite on toast.

Windows button -> Settings -> Personalization -> Background

Now choose something different than Windows Spotlight.

THEY KNOW

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.

I think the Windows 98 desktop themes are the single one thing I have a bit of nostalgia for, in all of my use of Windows (that did not go beyond Windows XP).

Lakeland Bake crumpets with Irish butter and orange marmalade accompanied by Twinings Earl Gey tea with milk and two sugar. Bloody brill!

Lovely jubbly! Sounds smashing. But what's Lakeland Bake? Okay, I looked them up, perhaps I should instead ask, how do you know of Lakeland Bake, some random company in England?

Capt James Cook, aboard the HMS Endeavour in the 18th century discovered Australia, New Zealand, Tahiti, The Sandwich Islands, etc. Rule Britannia!

Twinnings? Oh, la de dah, aren't you fancy with your brand name tea, instead of Poundland's Burlington Brand.

Or Taylor's of Harrogate, I hear you have to go behind buildings to find it over there, and hope someone tosses it out a window after you hold up 3 fingers!

I don't like the Windows algorithms that constantly suggest vegan options when I search up recipes. I crave roasted flesh, not damned steamed vegetables!

No, we just hold up 1 finger in response to cretins posessing the IQ of a dead leaf. QED.

I do too, but for me it is the New Zealand variant, and I am guessing it is the British original for you, which I've heard is saltier ... be good to try it one day.

I'm a fan of Promite too, and of course grew up with Vegemite. I love them all and have tried some others with mixed results.

So I stick to the holy three, and use them for different purposes sometimes, but not always, so it can be how the mood takes me.

Promite is great on crumpets.

Generally I use margarine, but on fresh warm crunchy bread, nothing is better than butter and Vegemite.

Mostly it is margarine and Marmite on toast for me though.