tinyE: Has it occurred to you that Klumpen is Jesus?
Tarm: Yes. The morons manufacturing the bits I'm supposed to assemble certainly aren't any carpenters. Come to think about it some miracles wouldn't hurt either for the hopeless stuff handled to me.
Shit you're in Sweden so this won't help but, and this is OT, and I swear not a joke, but in certain parts of the US, like where I live, you can go to the Amish. I am not even shitting you, they are the GREATEST carpenters you will find anywhere. We have Amish furniture all over the inn. You could drop this stuff off a sky scraper and it wouldn't even get scratched.
And back OT, Telika is The POTUS.