Starmaker: Water distilled from juice. Yes, really. Note the project title change when they realized their original title was a tad too 0.001%. #reasons4revolution
...oh my God, this is the greatest thing ever. Thank you for making my week!
TRIBE GATHERER LEVEL [$50]: Yes, not only do you get to taste One (1) delicious bottle of Koa Organic Water that comes along with its Koa, limited edition, biodegradable box, you ALSO get a “Koa Smoothie Recipe eBook,” a personalized note from the team on Seed Paper, AND a Koa Stem™ Vase! So, purrty!
A "limited edition biodegradable box"? Priceless! I'm almost beginning to suspect that this is an elaborate parody...
Edit:
Calling it Juice 2.0 sounded a little bit too 'techy' to us, but don't we all agree that it was about time for juice to receive an upgrade? Come join the evolution. Koa is the world's first "Organic Water". Organic Water is the industry term used to describe juice without all of the "Bad Stuff". Bad Stuff? In juice? Well, yes! Bad Stuff like sugar, calories, and taste.
Comedy. F*cking. Gold.