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I don't think there's anything to be improved with me, I'm perfect. I think I should be king ("Morolf the Magnificent")!

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Ever finish taking a poop and flush, and you think it's all gone, but one chunk floats back up into the bowl?

I'm that chunk.

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I've been complaining about these damn low-flow toilets since they installed them. Watching your fresh produce amble around in slow motion is an instant case of hard depression. In a just world these damn toilets would have a deneuralizer just over the handle that would flash you after each flush. but then I guess you'd be stuck there forever, in some kind of low-flow toilet hell.

This thread is going down the toilet already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ7b0z-J-6E

OK, I'll play:


Like: I'm a plain-spoken type of guy. What you see is what you get. (there's a short story that goes along with that, maybe for another time)

Dislike: Sometimes I get angry over things that are very inconsequential when I look back at them.

You may be on to something.

Seriously, i look and sound more and more like cousin it.

Well dip me in sh*t, you have a sense of humor. ;p

OK, my work is done here.

I can be too hard on people I shouldnt be too hard on.
I can be too soft on people I shouldnt be too soft on.

some times I am too cynical and sarcastic for my own good.
I am too lazy.

Too fat.