Nothing creepy ever happens to me. So mundane.

You only say that because you don't know I'm watching you right now.

Ok , if you really want to creep me out. What am I doing? lol

Umm,I don't think that would be appropriate for all the kiddies watching.

Well it's past their bedtimes now.

I was with my girlfriend once at a restaurant.

After finishing our dinner, I go to the bathroom to wash my hands. I come back two minutes later, and some shady looking Indian guy from India is sitting on my seat and trying to flirt with my girl.

She has the WTF look on her face. I go up to the table and I am like, "This girl is taken". My gf nods in agreement and the creepy looking Indian fellow walks away with fear and nervousness in his eyes.

That was me, I remember that night. And I'm actually Pakistani.

This thread is 2spooky4me.

I was stalked by a guy in a cookie monster suit at 1 am a week ago downtown in my city, I walked 40 minutes and spotted him in the corner of my eyes looking at me from a side street when I was crossing, Just staring at me....

Dude I was almost ready to pull out my house keys and stab that shit nugget if we chased me 0_0

Wait what? O_o
A door code on a toilet door?
Weird...

We have people sitting in front of the toilets all day demanding you pay 50 cents or so to go in.

50 cents,hell that's cheap.I charge 2 dollars.

It was the "restaurant" toilet, maybe they wanted to restrict it so that only paying customers use them (the code is in the receipt of your purchase).

Then again that mall has free toilets as well so there's not really need for that restriction either. Toilets in the malls here are usually free, that's why I was a bit surprised when I visited Stockholm and I actually had to pay for the toilet in one big store. Poor Swedes, no wonder they always pee on the pavement and into flowerpots.

My ex, the kickboxing half german, half greek calamity. (worst combo i have ever experienced, by the way)

I got to know her in the hospital i was working once. She hit on me and even though i evaded her (my sixth sense had always been sharp, but too abstract and crude, alas), she was relentless. That didn't stop her however to bed like 3 co-workers of ours from same place, one of them 50 years old man, married, with two kids, the other a Cyprian guy with a newly born daughter and the other one a newcomer, tall, muscular guy, kickboxing pro (i bet he set her up later to join that school, from which i found her photos in facebook). Amoral bastards the lot of them, like all public servants this side anyway, they even came at me with boorish, wank-ish comments, describing to me even her underwear (color, type), even during working hours. She also had a friend, but she was much more beautiful and well shaped, she reminded a porn star, a diva, a super model or something and for her sake, one day at work, all this rabble of lazy, useless, maggot public servants, abandoned their duties and the preparation of the special diet for the ill people and started a real "bar"fight (shouting, even throwing chairs, in the goddamn hospital too), for whom was to date her... That very day i lost my faith in humanity, for the very first time, at least of such a heavy magnitude. Imagine that they stopped preparing the special food for the patients of the cardio wing and were arguing which one of those amoral cretins, most of them were middle aged with women and children in home too, would be the one to fuck Catherine (first)...

Regardless, when my contract was over, i prepared to vanish in the safety and sanity of my home. But she kept asking me to go to her house. Stupid idiot i was and lacking some *p_ssy* at the time (i was really "hungry"), i went to her house. She had hit her leg and was bandaged, when i asked her what the hell happened, she told me she slipped and fell in work, while cleaning a fridge. Despite the bandage, however, she asked me to massage her and one thing to another, we ended up sexing, but i was unprepared, i couldn't imagine that first home visit to a girl would be a one-night-stander, that was a first for me. With a supposedly hit leg too, for which she took extra income as compensation and days off work that student's don't normally have a right to, especially contracted ones, we fucked and without condom, too, but she refused to blow me, even if the others at work described me her skill and gave me details (without even asking them or showing any interest). Then, i had the worst libido ender i have ever experienced; during our fuck, her phone rang and it was an old coot from the unemployment agency, who phoned her to SWEET-TALK, the creepy old bastard!

After the ugliest sex session i have ever had with the nasty ending, i asked her about the others from work. Demanding an explanation why she did that with them, when she was hitting on me to and even did me. I also wanted to ask her why she blew the others, especially the 50 year old bastard and she didn't even do me (curious fool, me too!). There she snapped, started shouting, snarling and yelling, coming at me with various insults and bad words, even slapped me and demanded i left and never come back; when i refused and told her i didn't want only one fuck but a relationship, that i was willing to overlook and forget everything if she went a proper thing with me (i always hated the idea of the one night stand and i always wanted a relationship, this has always saddened me and cost me psychologically much, at least up to and that night), she threatened to yell that i was raping her and the police to be called to arrest me. Gentleman that i am- sorry, was, just showed myself to the door, banged it with half my physical force (enjoying the CRACK sound) and returned home, more than 9 kilometers away, by walking, all after midnight hours, on foot.

After this chapter in both my working and "romance" affairs, nothing else holds the potential to creep me, scare me, or simply making me reconsider that i am dealing with humans around me. I am in hell. I deal daily with devils. Good old Satan is the Christ when compared with humans themselves.

3. you just forgot that you actually live in Burger King's toilet.