Punkoinyc: I've been to Canada numerous times. A lot of Canadians say "about" differently from Americans but it usually sounds more like "a boat" than "a boot".
That's what "aboot" is supposed to be parodying. Like, it's an overly-exaggerated version of the already-exaggerated "aboat".
Gede: The more traditional regions include costumes (such as
these or
these), rituals and some kind of pranks.
What are these costumes supposed to be/represent, exactly? If I saw one of those things, my video game instincts would kick in and I'd want to attack it.
Punkoinyc: Some redneck chick at a bar asked me, "Why are you White?"
You should've gone into some long, moving tale about how it's this horrible condition which your family has been cursed with for generations, and you just can't find a cure for it but have learned to, nevertheless, live and embrace this struggle.