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Posted November 15, 2016
What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.
Posted November 15, 2016
Where do you find a no-legged dog?

Right where you left it.
Posted November 15, 2016
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zeogold: Where do you find a no-legged dog?

Right where you left it.
Bad copy cat!
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/corny_jokes_put_em_here/post554
:P

Where do you find Zeogold?

right in this thread, where he lost his memory :P
Posted November 15, 2016
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Goodaltgamer: https://www.gog.com/forum/general/corny_jokes_put_em_here/post554
:P
You expect me to remember a joke from two months ago? I didn't even think this thread would come back.
Fine, I'll try again:

"Where are you taking that skunk?"
"To the gym."
"But what about the smell?!"
"Oh, he'll get used to it."
Posted November 15, 2016
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Goodaltgamer: https://www.gog.com/forum/general/corny_jokes_put_em_here/post554
:P
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zeogold: You expect me to remember a joke from two months ago? I didn't even think this thread would come back.
Fine, I'll try again:

"Where are you taking that skunk?"
"To the gym."
"But what about the smell?!"
"Oh, he'll get used to it."
-My dog doesn't have a nose.

-How does he smell?

-Terrible!
Posted November 15, 2016
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zeogold: You expect me to remember a joke from two months ago? I didn't even think this thread would come back.
Fine, I'll try again:

"Where are you taking that skunk?"
"To the gym."
"But what about the smell?!"
"Oh, he'll get used to it."
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tinyE: -My dog doesn't have a nose.

-How does he smell?

-Terrible!
OK, another animal joke:
Father shark and son are swimming around a few swimmers.
Son shark asks his father: When are we finally gonna eat them?
Father: When they stopped shitting themselves, then they taste better.
Posted November 15, 2016
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tinyE: .
Now that you've moved to Libya, here's a local joke for you:

What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?

Haz Bin Fatah.
Posted November 15, 2016
Father bull and son bull are grazing on a hill, when they notice a group of cows in the valley.

"Look father," yells son bull excitedly, "let's run down there and fuck some cow!"

"No son," says wise father bull, "let's walk down there and fuck them all."
Posted November 15, 2016
God and a man are sitting next to each other staring into the sky contemplating the universe.

The man turns to God: "How long is a million years to you?"
God: "It is as a second."

The man thinks about this for a while. After some time he turns again to God.

Man: "How much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "It is as a penny."

Again the man thinks about this for a while. Suddenly the man gets a sly smile on his face and turns to God.

Man: "God can I borrow a penny?"
God smiles back at him: "In a second."
Posted November 15, 2016
What's big, green, and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree on you will kill you?

A pool table!
Posted November 15, 2016
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?



The wheelchair.
Posted November 15, 2016
What is a skeleton's favourite instrument ?

No it's not the Trombone you dingus....it's the bonego !!! They don't have lungs ! How could they play the trombone ?!
Posted November 15, 2016
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tinyE: What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
To eat. Hardest part of a vegetable to eat.
Posted November 17, 2016
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tinyE: .
When is the only time you can spit on a Libyan woman’s face?

When her moustache is on fire.
Posted November 17, 2016
Did you see the circus yet?



It was in tents.
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