-What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh!
(In case you want to hear more monstrosities like this, check out this video.)

To liven up this thread, now a joke from Might&Magic 6!
-Why doesn't the skeleton cross the road?
-Because it doesn't have the guts!

Aww man, that's awesome :D I'm gonna tell that one to somebody.

This is more racist than corny, but I'm going to post it anyway.
A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get the fuck out of here."

An other, less racist, but similar one...
A Jew, a redneck, a lawyer and his mother-in-law walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, "What is it, some kind of joke?!"

gold walks into an oxygen bar, the bartender looks up and says "Au get outta here!"

Are people born with photographic memories or does it take time to develop?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Somehow, I haven't noticed this one so far... but now I've almost fallen off my chair. :-D

I'm going to hell for this...
There's a kid and his father.
The kid is like "Daddy, poo poo".
His father says "Can't you hold it a little bit longer ?"
But the kid, he's still like "Daddy, poo poo".
So the dad says "No, hold it."
The kid says "Daddy, poo poo".
So the dad says "Okay fine I'll pull out."

Yuck! Time to get this thread back to "corny", and not "squick" ;-).
-A millionnaire drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
-Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

English is a weird language, if you take the "gh" from "enough", the "o" from "women" and the "ti" from "nation" you can spell "fish" like "ghoti".

A little girl and her mum are walking through the zoo when the little girl sees 2 monkeys doing it.She asks her mum"what are they doing?" and her mum thrown off by the question replies"they're baking a cake".The next day the little girl sees 2 people doing it in a movie. Again she asks her mum "what are they doing?" and again her mum says "baking a cake. The next morning before school the kid says to her mum "you and daddy were making a cake last night weren't you" "how did you know that?" says the mother and the girl says "because i licked the icing of the couch".
Why couldn't Heisenberg please his wife?
Because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he got the position, he couldn't get the momentum.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.