CarrionCrow: You poor abused creature...
Would you like a hug? A cookie? A handwritten apology from the forum masses? Maybe you'd like some gift codes to make up for all the indignities you've suffered?
C'mere, little buddy, we'll make it all better for you. You don't have to go, you are
such a fucking delight to have around, I just don't know what we'd do without you.
I mean, all the conversations we've had, the good times we've shared, you are an
invaluable member, not only of this thread, but of the overall GOG community in general.
Seriously though, if you were attention whoring any harder, I'd be able to smell what brand of douche you're using.
As it stands, your every typed letter is the visual equivalent of someone attempting to play a sad, mournful tune via the power of their accumulated queefing.