CarrionCrow: Currently continuing my now-slog through Cook Serve Delicious insanity mode... and
Shower with Your Dad Sim on the side.
Those titles are very much subject to change, though.
Okay I'm calling it a night now, but PROMISE you'll fill me in on this one tomorrow. Because it sounds like the kind of awesomely fucked up kind of thing that, while I'll never play it, I HAVE to know about it. I'm laughing just thinking / reading that over again for the eighth time.
Also, bummer about the other stuff, but just remember - a bit of a work out can be a ton of fun! And satisfying too! And, if you completely hate me for even mentioning such thoughts, remember that the thought of strangling me for my ridiculously chipper and upbeat attitude RE: this issue can ALSO be fun / satisfying ;) I can have an otherwise useless weekend post-previous-night's-bender but if I go for a long walk with the dog and eat some brocolli with a tiny bit of dressing (which is awesome by the way - I F-ing love salty things) I'll feel like I did something. It's the best sort of minimum ever.
I'd imagine the quitting smoking thing would suck. I smoke a cigar every now and then and enjoy that enough that I wouldn't want to imagine quitting cigarettes if you didn't want to. Of all the bad stuff for you, I think I'm most hateful that they're one of them as it's an oddly enjoyable and relaxing sort of thing. And mind you, I'm including bacon in this.