Posted December 06, 2015

(I'm in a position to know what I'm talking about. :-)).
Does a person need to violently shove their pelvis into the business end of a rusty bear trap to know it will ruin their weekend to do so? Probably not.

I am picturing the dogs in your house just looking at each other and rolling their eyes thinking "Crow is at it again". :-)
Yes, the dogs are fully aware of my issues. (At least, as much as dogs can be.) But on the other hand, they're all codependent attention junkies, so as long as I'm not shooting firearms in the house, they'll still come around for petting/baby talk that makes their tails wag because the tone of voice is pleasant/treats.
Post edited December 06, 2015 by CarrionCrow