moonshineshadow: Awww. Come back and don't look so sad or I'll need to give you a comforting hug :P
*ponders if should take it as a threat or as a nice offer*
OK, if you do that, I'll unload another huge list on you very very soon. Deal? ;-P
ddickinson: [...]
It would be much easier just to poor the bowl of water over them and make it look like they wet themselves. And much kinder to the victim. :-)
[...]
And risk giving them a heart attack at the same time? That's an odd sense of "kinder"... ;-P
ddickinson: [...] even though I will miss gifting a secret victim. [...]
Since when do
you need a special occasion for victimising someone in that way? ;-D
ddickinson: [...]
That is completely true, and a very accurate comment. But that requires logic and financial investment, and since when do companies these days do that?
In the very rare occasion they're forced to?
Stilton: [...] But its not like I
force them to get into the spirit of things if they don't want to; that would make me an awful bully. Its just that if they don't I banish them to the wintry wastes to live on berries and lichen for a few days while I sit in front of the fire and stuff myself silly on mince pies and port. :-)
Phew, for a moment there I thought you abandoned all Viking traditions! ;-D