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Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: They're human (although I'm not convinced that's genetically correct) parasites and the greatest pleasure when being forced to deal with them is to deny them a host to feed off.
The problem with the first kind is that you run the risk of coming back to a nice long brand new scratch on your car if you deny them their feeding.
I've however heard ot heroic tales of uncles, fathers in law or a friend of a friend who brought out one of those folding knives that creak at least 20 times before opening completely while mentioning how upset they'd be to find their vehicle marred in any way whatsoever.

Fun fact: When I was a kid, those were prizes you could win at fun fair raffles. Not anymore.
Post edited November 04, 2015 by j0ekerr
Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: They're human (although I'm not convinced that's genetically correct) parasites and the greatest pleasure when being forced to deal with them is to deny them a host to feed off.
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j0ekerr: The problem with the first kind is that you run the risk of coming back to a nice long brand new scratch on your car if you deny them their feeding.
I've however heard ot heroic tales of uncles, fathers in law or a friend of a friend who brought out one of those folding knives that creak at least 20 times before opening completely while mentioning how upset they'd be to find their vehicle marred in any way whatsoever.
I frequently wonder what would happen if we all woke up one morning to find that all of society's dross had been got rid of overnight. How would the world react? Would it run more smoothly? Its difficult to believe the benefits of such a 'loss' wouldn't be enormous and greatly appreciated by all the decent folk left.
Posted November 04, 2015
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ElTerprise: Well that's at least something - but cinema ticket are also overpriced - you can pay up to 13 € for 3D movie in Hamburg like the Martian (and that's the discounted student ticket) - the non 3D ticket cost 9€.....
That's 2 or 3 € more than the average non 3D movie here depending on the cinema. Wednesdays which are traditionally discount day usually cut the price to 5€ or less.
Posted November 04, 2015
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j0ekerr: The problem with the first kind is that you run the risk of coming back to a nice long brand new scratch on your car if you deny them their feeding.
I've however heard ot heroic tales of uncles, fathers in law or a friend of a friend who brought out one of those folding knives that creak at least 20 times before opening completely while mentioning how upset they'd be to find their vehicle marred in any way whatsoever.
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Stilton: I frequently wonder what would happen if we all woke up one morning to find that all of society's dross had been got rid of overnight. How would the world react? Would it run more smoothly? Its difficult to believe the benefits of such a 'loss' wouldn't be enormous and greatly appreciated by all the decent folk left.
I would wonder briefly why I was there and then go see if I had any friends left.
Posted November 04, 2015
I think we've reached an all time low. My notifications are telling me there is a forum reply (wrong), a game update (wrong), and a chat message (wrong) waiting for my attention. Repeated refreshes don't change the situation.
Posted November 04, 2015
I finally got around to having a look at the front page and I'm greeted by...

What is this... I don't even?

JRPG; Y U NO TENTACLES?!

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Stilton: I think we've reached an all time low. My notifications are telling me there is a forum reply (wrong), a game update (wrong), and a chat message (wrong) waiting for my attention. Repeated refreshes don't change the situation.
There should at least be one chat message.
Post edited November 04, 2015 by j0ekerr
Posted November 04, 2015
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j0ekerr: That's 2 or 3 € more than the average non 3D movie here depending on the cinema. Wednesdays which are traditionally discount day usually cut the price to 5€ or less.
Well i guess there are cheaper cinemas and movies but i guess the big cinemas just want suck every cent out of their customers.
I loved the time when cinema tickets about 5-6€ ...

Not sure if there is such a thing as discount day here but you can definitely save a lot of money by going to smaller cinemas. But they don't screen the big movies.....
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Stilton: I think we've reached an all time low. My notifications are telling me there is a forum reply (wrong), a game update (wrong), and a chat message (wrong) waiting for my attention. Repeated refreshes don't change the situation.
Yep. That's pretty bad...but maybe better than getting the notification that BG2 had been updated for the umpteenth time....
Post edited November 04, 2015 by ElTerprise
Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: I frequently wonder what would happen if we all woke up one morning to find that all of society's dross had been got rid of overnight. How would the world react? Would it run more smoothly? Its difficult to believe the benefits of such a 'loss' wouldn't be enormous and greatly appreciated by all the decent folk left.
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EndreWhiteMane: I would wonder briefly why I was there and then go see if I had any friends left.
You'd have loads of friends because you're not one of 'them'. If you were, you'd have been 'unhappened' like the others and so have no friends to find (if you were here to find them, which you wouldn't be). Unless you're talking about waking up after being 'unhappened' into a void of complete nothingness. This is getting way too complicated...
Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: You'd have loads of friends because you're not one of 'them'. If you were, you'd have been 'unhappened' like the others and so have no friends to find (if you were here to find them, which you wouldn't be). Unless you're talking about waking up after being 'unhappened' into a void of complete nothingness. This is getting way too complicated...
-laughs- Keep going, you can make it more tangled. ;)
Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: You'd have loads of friends because you're not one of 'them'. If you were, you'd have been 'unhappened' like the others and so have no friends to find (if you were here to find them, which you wouldn't be). Unless you're talking about waking up after being 'unhappened' into a void of complete nothingness. This is getting way too complicated...
Do your friends have only 3 teeth of which only one is a yellowish colour?
Do they walk everywhere with an open wine carton?
Do they show their belly buttons despite being fully clothed?

If at least 2 of those are no, then your friends do not meet the requirements for spontaneous disappearance or as it shall henceforth be known, reverse rapture.
Post edited November 04, 2015 by j0ekerr
Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: You'd have loads of friends because you're not one of 'them'. If you were, you'd have been 'unhappened' like the others and so have no friends to find (if you were here to find them, which you wouldn't be). Unless you're talking about waking up after being 'unhappened' into a void of complete nothingness. This is getting way too complicated...
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CarrionCrow: -laughs- Keep going, you can make it more tangled. ;)
Jeez, I don't need to think that hard....
Its enough to have my notifications going haywire.
Post edited November 04, 2015 by Stilton
Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: Jeez, I don't need to think that hard....
Its enough to have my notifications going haywire.
The notifications make me happy. At this point, I must have the most updated version of Baldur's Gate 2 EVER.
Posted November 04, 2015
Alright. Going to sleep now. Good night everyone :)
Posted November 04, 2015
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Stilton: Jeez, I don't need to think that hard....
Its enough to have my notifications going haywire.
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CarrionCrow: The notifications make me happy. At this point, I must have the most updated version of Baldur's Gate 2 EVER.
IKR? My copy of BG 2 is so updated, it's now Baldur's Gate 3.
Posted November 04, 2015
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TARFU: IKR? My copy of BG 2 is so updated, it's now Baldur's Gate 3.
Dear gods, they updated you too far. Revert, revert!
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ElTerprise: Alright. Going to sleep now. Good night everyone :)
Have a good night, sleep well. =)
Post edited November 04, 2015 by CarrionCrow
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