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EndreWhiteMane: You have the most interesting dilemmas.
"Doctor, I have a nerd stuck in my nose."
I don't think I could say that. :-)
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AgentBirdnest: Haha... Thankfully I got it out before it came to that.
I haven't had too many embarrassing doctor confessions...

Unrelated - Wikipedia just made it to [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Five_million_articles]5 million articles[/url] about an hour and a half ago. Woo!
I slipped when reaching into a 'Yardy' (yard waste container like a big rolling trashcan) fell in and broke 2 ribs.
When I told the doctor I thought I'd get some laughs and a bunch of crap.
All he said was "Those things are dangerous". I guess what I did is not that uncommon. :-)
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EndreWhiteMane: I slipped when reaching into a 'Yardy' (yard waste container like a big rolling trashcan) fell in and broke 2 ribs.
When I told the doctor I thought I'd get some laughs and a bunch of crap.
All he said was "Those things are dangerous". I guess what I did is not that uncommon. :-)
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Must be a little reassuring to know you are not alone with that one.
I think my most embarrassing was one I mentioned a couple days ago. Seeing the doctor about poor sleep and a painful foot. "I was dreaming that I was kicking someone in the stomach, but apparently it was actually my wall." (The foot was fine, luckily. Just a bit bruised.)
Hi people!

Day one of Nano completed, and just over 2000 words of my novel sitting smugly on my hard drive. It really is a good feeling to set off positively :-) And amazingly, I actually like what I'm writing and can see a way through the creative minefield ahead.

Hope everybody's noses are free of obstruction (shoes, underwear, pets, grand pianos) and your respiration is behaving itself. I've nothing to add to the conversation other than I once saw a TV show where a guy got a peanut stuck down the end of his how's-your-father (that's an English term for what boys have and girls don't). I can't remember how he said it got there or if he got it out - I think I'm stumbling into the realms of too much information, so I'll stop there...

I might need some of this:
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Post edited November 01, 2015 by Stilton
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Stilton: Hi people!

Day one of Nano completed, and just over 2000 words of my novel sitting smugly on my hard drive. It really is a good feeling to set off positively :-) And amazingly, I actually like what I'm writing and can see a way through the creative minefield ahead.

[worst thing I've ever heard]
*shudder* >__< I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Anyway, good mornoon to you, and congrats on the progress :-)
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Stilton: Hi people!

Day one of Nano completed, and just over 2000 words of my novel sitting smugly on my hard drive. It really is a good feeling to set off positively :-) And amazingly, I actually like what I'm writing and can see a way through the creative minefield ahead.

Hope everybody's noses are free of obstruction (shoes, underwear, pets, grand pianos) and your respiration is behaving itself. I've nothing to add to the conversation other than I once saw a TV show where a guy got a peanut stuck down the end of his how's-your-father (that's an English term for what boys have and girls don't). I can't remember how he said it got there or if he got it out - I think I'm stumbling into the realms of too much information, so I'll stop there...

I might need some of this:
I've seen worse.

One of my many deviations is "reading" hentai.

Nothing fazes me now.
Post edited November 01, 2015 by j0ekerr
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Stilton: Hi people!

Day one of Nano completed, and just over 2000 words of my novel sitting smugly on my hard drive. It really is a good feeling to set off positively :-) And amazingly, I actually like what I'm writing and can see a way through the creative minefield ahead.

[worst thing I've ever heard]
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AgentBirdnest: *shudder* >__< I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Anyway, good mornoon to you, and congrats on the progress :-)
Mornoon toyoutoo :-)

How's your nose? Got to try and control those sneezes with a mouth full of sharp objects, you could take an eye out :-(

The progress will be up and down if past experience is anything to go by, but I'm liking what I'm doing, so I'm happy :-)

How's your day?
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Stilton: Hi people!

Day one of Nano completed, and just over 2000 words of my novel sitting smugly on my hard drive. It really is a good feeling to set off positively :-) And amazingly, I actually like what I'm writing and can see a way through the creative minefield ahead.

Hope everybody's noses are free of obstruction (shoes, underwear, pets, grand pianos) and your respiration is behaving itself. I've nothing to add to the conversation other than I once saw a TV show where a guy got a peanut stuck down the end of his how's-your-father (that's an English term for what boys have and girls don't). I can't remember how he said it got there or if he got it out - I think I'm stumbling into the realms of too much information, so I'll stop there...

I might need some of this:
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j0ekerr: I've seen worse.

One of my many deviations is "reading" hentai.

Nothing fazes me now.
How's Nano going? I see you've got to grips with something...
Post edited November 01, 2015 by Stilton
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Stilton: Mornoon toyoutoo :-)

How's your nose? Got to try and control those sneezes with a mouth full of sharp objects, you could take an eye out :-(

The progress will be up and down if past experience is anything to go by, but I'm liking what I'm doing, so I'm happy :-)

How's your day?
Nose is fine. Had the object out within a few minutes. I'm even more clear than before now :-)

The day is good so far. Best sleep I've had in about a month, which is always a nice thing. Currently trying to solve a computer problem, which is not quite as fun, but checking in here and eating what the trick-or-treaters didn't take last night makes up for it :-)
Might try a bit of writing myself...
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Stilton: Hi people!

Day one of Nano completed, and just over 2000 words of my novel sitting smugly on my hard drive. It really is a good feeling to set off positively :-) And amazingly, I actually like what I'm writing and can see a way through the creative minefield ahead.

Hope everybody's noses are free of obstruction (shoes, underwear, pets, grand pianos) and your respiration is behaving itself. I've nothing to add to the conversation other than I once saw a TV show where a guy got a peanut stuck down the end of his how's-your-father (that's an English term for what boys have and girls don't). I can't remember how he said it got there or if he got it out - I think I'm stumbling into the realms of too much information, so I'll stop there...

I might need some of this:
Guy in the mental institution was putting a cashew on the end of his thingie, taking it off, putting it in a dish then repeating this process over and over.
When asked what he was doing he said: I'm fucking nuts of course, that's why I'm in this place.

I will now go tape all of my fingers together so I can't type anymore. :-)
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Stilton: Mornoon toyoutoo :-)

How's your nose? Got to try and control those sneezes with a mouth full of sharp objects, you could take an eye out :-(

The progress will be up and down if past experience is anything to go by, but I'm liking what I'm doing, so I'm happy :-)

How's your day?
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AgentBirdnest: Nose is fine. Had the object out within a few minutes. I'm even more clear than before now :-)

The day is good so far. Best sleep I've had in about a month, which is always a nice thing. Currently trying to solve a computer problem, which is not quite as fun, but checking in here and eating what the trick-or-treaters didn't take last night makes up for it :-)
Might try a bit of writing myself...
Funny how something unpleasant up the old hooter can actually make for an improvement in the long run :-)

Good news on the sleep - I love it when I've zonked out and feel like a babe when I wake. Hasn't happened in ages, though (last time was when I was about three months old, if I recall...)

Computers...... That's all I have to growl...

Try it! Is great fun and really rewarding to discover your brain isn't there just to keep your skull company :-)
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Stilton: Hi people!

Day one of Nano completed, and just over 2000 words of my novel sitting smugly on my hard drive. It really is a good feeling to set off positively :-) And amazingly, I actually like what I'm writing and can see a way through the creative minefield ahead.

Hope everybody's noses are free of obstruction (shoes, underwear, pets, grand pianos) and your respiration is behaving itself. I've nothing to add to the conversation other than I once saw a TV show where a guy got a peanut stuck down the end of his how's-your-father (that's an English term for what boys have and girls don't). I can't remember how he said it got there or if he got it out - I think I'm stumbling into the realms of too much information, so I'll stop there...

I might need some of this:
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EndreWhiteMane: Guy in the mental institution was putting a cashew on the end of his thingie, taking it off, putting it in a dish then repeating this process over and over.
When asked what he was doing he said: I'm fucking nuts of course, that's why I'm in this place.

I will now go tape all of my fingers together so I can't type anymore. :-)
That's terrible and funny at the same time :-) And stay away from the tape, you'll be forced into using your nose to type, and we've seen what kind of thing that can lead to...
Post edited November 01, 2015 by Stilton
I won't be able to appear here because I'm gonna be off on a little trip this week.

Before I go,I shall rerorerorero all of you.
Post edited November 01, 2015 by l0rdtr3k
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EndreWhiteMane: [...] I will now go tape all of my fingers together so I can't type anymore. :-)
Well, it got a "that's so stupid I can't help but smile" smile out of me ;-)
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Stilton: Computers...... That's all I have to growl...

Try it! Is great fun and really rewarding to discover your brain isn't there just to keep your skull company :-)
Yeah, I agree with that growl... But, computers allow me to play games, read about Nicholas II, and talk to you lovely people, so I can't get too mad at them ;-)

I've always been pretty good at giving into peer pressure, so I guess I'll try it. Just need to figure out how to start...
Post edited November 01, 2015 by AgentBirdnest
Just hit 5000 words for my novel! Unfortunately my health is still no better and my stomach ache has returned in full ... >.>
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FearfulSymmetry: Just hit 5000 words for my novel! Unfortunately my health is still no better and my stomach ache has returned in full ... >.>
*Big congratulations hug*, plus a *bigger but gentle comforting and healing hug*
(Trying to figure out how to make a smiley face and sad face at the same time) ..... :'-7 ..... (close enough?)
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EndreWhiteMane: [...] I will now go tape all of my fingers together so I can't type anymore. :-)
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AgentBirdnest: Well, it got a "that's so stupid I can't help but smile" smile out of me ;-)
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Stilton: Computers...... That's all I have to growl...

Try it! Is great fun and really rewarding to discover your brain isn't there just to keep your skull company :-)
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AgentBirdnest: Yeah, I agree with that growl... But, computers allow me to play games, read about Nicholas II, and talk to you lovely people, so I can't get too mad at them ;-)

I've always been pretty good at giving into peer pressure, so I guess I'll try it. Just need to figure out how to start...
You sit down with no thoughts at all about it being 'good' and start writing. You're an intelligent person and what you write is bound to be worth reading :-)
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Stilton: How's Nano going? I see you've got to grips with something...
Just shy of 1500 words and I'm leaving it there. It's the prologue so it's supposed to be short that way.

Tomorrow I'll work on the first chapter.