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Posted October 22, 2015
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CarrionCrow: You know what I'm wondering right now? What you'd rather have...

Say a large sweaty man in chaps is leaning over in front of you. Do you want the natural approach, getting that eyeful of whatever might be swaying in the breeze, or would you rather them be wearing some kind of male G-string, so you can have your vision drawn across the entire length of the ass crack as it's bisected by a tiny piece of fabric?

You might think coverage is better, but at some point, you've got to imagine someone picking that out. What if they pick it out in front of you? What if it has hair attached? Then you're stuck with the new dilemma of trying to devise a diplomatic way of telling someone they might need to wax their asshole.
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LeoLR: It is a good thing I'm slightly inebriated. I believe this image will not sit in my mind for too long. :-)
You don't know how lucky you are. Just don't read it when you're sober...
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Stilton: -laughing way too hard- Alright, sleep is postponed for tonight. With that much image overload going behind my eyeballs, turning the light out will be tantamount to suicide. Hell, I can even picture it in Technicolor magnification. Thanks a million, friend. The first chance I get I'm going to piss in your coffee.
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ddickinson: Just picture your Shieldmaiden wearing them. I imagine chaps are unisex, so a lovely lady wearing them should help you have sweet dreams. :-)

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moonshineshadow: I'll go and get some sleep now without any problems *good night hugs*
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ddickinson: Good night, lovely Moonshine. I hope you get some good sleep with lots of pleasant dreams of sexy men in arseless chaps. :-)

*big hug*
Phew, thank you :-) I was beginning to get the shakes :/
Post edited October 22, 2015 by Stilton
Posted October 22, 2015
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AgentBirdnest: What about me... Hmmm... That depends on many things.
Depends on whether you want to know how I am at this very moment, or the evening overall, or my life in general. Each one will get you a different answer. Plus, each of the answers are complicated, and contain more than one answer. I could say that at this moment, I'm good, but there are still some deeper feelings that can't be ig...
I'll stop right there. I'm good.
:-)
*[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_kernel_oops#/media/File:Linux-2.6-oops-parisc.jpg]ElTs brain produced a kernel oops[/url]*
*#reboot*
Don't overload me with that :P
But glad to hear that ;)

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ddickinson: Glad to hear it. I have been better, but nothing really to complain about. I will most likely call it a night soon, but I thought I would come visit the forum for a little while since I could not sleep.
Thanks. That's at least something i guess. I doubt visiting the forums will help you with getting some sleep though ;)
Post edited October 22, 2015 by ElTerprise
Posted October 22, 2015
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AgentBirdnest: :'-O *heart instantly melts*
*extra big hug for the lovely puppy*

[/breaks so easily]
YAY! *comes back and gives Agent a big hug*

(I even had the sad piano music from the Incredible Hulk ready just in case you did not crack. :-))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntv9R1She5A
Posted October 22, 2015
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Stilton: -laughing way too hard- Alright, sleep is postponed for tonight. With that much image overload going behind my eyeballs, turning the light out will be tantamount to suicide. Hell, I can even picture it in Technicolor magnification. Thanks a million, friend. The first chance I get I'm going to piss in your coffee.
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CarrionCrow: -laughing hysterically- If you think that's bad, you should see what's in my head right now...
For god's sake, KEEP IT IN THERE!!!!!!!!
Posted October 22, 2015
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ElTerprise: *ElTs brain produced a kernel oops*
*#reboot*
Don't overload me with that :P
But glad to hear that ;)
*Ctrl+Alt+Deletes ElT* ... Humpf, why won't this silly machine work?! >:-p
Posted October 22, 2015
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ElTerprise: Good evening people *big tired hugs and waves* :)
Good evening. =) Glad to hear you're doing well aside from the fatigue.
Posted October 22, 2015
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Stilton: Phew, thank you :-) I was beginning to get the shakes :/
The good thing is that women can generally look nice in clothes from both sexes, whereas men wearing womens clothes does not always have the same effect. So if you ever find yourself in the situation again, just change the person wearing the stuff to a lovely lady. :-)

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ElTerprise: Thanks. That's at least something i guess. I doubt visiting the forums will help you with getting some sleep though ;)
That is probably true, but I had a few things I wanted to check before tomorrow and they were on my computer, so I figured I would chat a little as well and make sure the guys were behaving. They weren't. :-)
Posted October 22, 2015
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ddickinson: YAY! *comes back and gives Agent a big hug*

(I even had the sad piano music from the Incredible Hulk ready just in case you did not crack. :-))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntv9R1She5A
Hahaha... If the puppy dog eyes failed, that definitely would have worked :-)

*Extra big hug for the lovely Battle Sis*
Posted October 22, 2015
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Stilton: I'll probably be loitering here sleeplessly myself, thanks to Ol' Red Eye...
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CarrionCrow: Wanna know how I can tell you're a friend? Because there's a part of my brain that's saying to be nice and not traumatize you fully, rather than me just sitting here giggling and doing it.
You're making me feel a bit like one of those flies... :-)
Posted October 22, 2015
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Stilton: For god's sake, KEEP IT IN THERE!!!!!!!!
Maybe it is that thing Arnie had in his head in Total Recall that flashed red, so as long as Crow doesn't have big tweezers he can't pull it out. :-)

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AgentBirdnest: Hahaha... If the puppy dog eyes failed, that definitely would have worked :-)

*Extra big hug for the lovely Battle Sis*
*big extra special hug for the number 1 Agent*
Posted October 22, 2015
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AgentBirdnest: *Ctrl+Alt+Deletes ElT* ... Humpf, why won't this silly machine work?! >:-p
It's a Unix-like system :P

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CarrionCrow: Good evening. =) Glad to hear you're doing well aside from the fatigue.
Good evening Crow. Thanks.
How are you..aside from having things in your head that should be kept there? :P
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ddickinson: That is probably true, but I had a few things I wanted to check before tomorrow and they were on my computer, so I figured I would chat a little as well and make sure the guys were behaving. They weren't. :-)
Well i wouldn't consider it a bad idea but apparently things are are going a bit wild here ;)
Post edited October 22, 2015 by ElTerprise
Posted October 22, 2015
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Stilton: Phew, thank you :-) I was beginning to get the shakes :/
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ddickinson: The good thing is that women can generally look nice in clothes from both sexes, whereas men wearing womens clothes does not always have the same effect. So if you ever find yourself in the situation again, just change the person wearing the stuff to a lovely lady. :-)

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ElTerprise: Thanks. That's at least something i guess. I doubt visiting the forums will help you with getting some sleep though ;)
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ddickinson: That is probably true, but I had a few things I wanted to check before tomorrow and they were on my computer, so I figured I would chat a little as well and make sure the guys were behaving. They weren't. :-)
That's like one of those nifty keyboard shortcuts that puts bluebirds on your desktop, or something :-)
Posted October 22, 2015
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ElTerprise: Well i wouldn't consider it a bad idea but apparently things are are going a bit wild here ;)
I blame that ELT for it all going wild. :-)

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Stilton: That's like one of those nifty keyboard shortcuts that puts bluebirds on your desktop, or something :-)
I said picture a lady wearing some clothes, not naked. If the birds are blue then they must be cold and need some more clothes on. :-)

(Very bad joke I know. But in my defence I am very sleep. :-))
Posted October 22, 2015
Did ElT break the forums by deciding to start another page? Tsst... ;-)

(edit : Ah, there we are!)
Post edited October 22, 2015 by AgentBirdnest
Posted October 22, 2015
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Stilton: For god's sake, KEEP IT IN THERE!!!!!!!!
Now laughing so hard I'm coughing.

Glad you said that. If image one messes with you, what I keep seeing would be so much worse.
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