CarrionCrow: It wouldn't bother me nearly as much as my compulsive need to make Pepto Bismol jokes would eventually bother everyone else. ;)
FearfulSymmetry: Fair enough. :P To be honest, I don't really like pink myself. I think I must be traumatized. When I was a young girl, my grandmother made a fluffy pink sweater for me with matching pink pants. Of course my mother forced me to wear it every week.
-laughs- Yeah, that'll do it. Not to mention, it's a bit of an odd color in general. It tries to be bright and yet subdued, unless you're clad in some neon nightmare variant that would be even worse.
CarrionCrow: It wouldn't bother me nearly as much as my compulsive need to make Pepto Bismol jokes would eventually bother everyone else. ;)
ddickinson: But you only get to stay if we can give you a makeover and a pretty dress. :-)
That would be an utter waste of time on your parts.
I would make an exceedingly ugly looking female, regardless of how much makeup and clothing you put on me.
The facial hair, for starters...unless you want to deck me out in the bearded lady look, the whole thing is destined to end poorly. =)