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lol we should feel bad turning this civilized thread into the hermit cave. Look at all our beer cans and deflated dolls. for shame!
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pimpmonkey2382.313: I brought lady strippers, and one of them brought a donkey.
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EndreWhiteMane: So, they're going to give rides too?
LOL

Best response EVAH!!!!!! (dies laughing)
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Crewdroog
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pimpmonkey2382.313: I brought lady strippers, and one of them brought a donkey.
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EndreWhiteMane: So, they're going to give rides too?
I'm not paying the extra 500 so that you can ride the donkey in place. :p
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CarrionCrow: -laughs- I think I'll pass on that idea. There's only one item I've got that might approach that, but the story's supposed to be good enough to offset the lack of interactivity.

Maybe the pace feels slower because the story is ultimately longer than Returns, so there's more setup time as it gets established?
Which one, if you don't mind me asking? If you like darker stuff then you might check out The Path. It's a walking simulator but it's pretty dark with a great atmosphere. Plus it's more interactive than most walking simulators, almost like an adventure game.
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NoNewTaleToTell: Which one, if you don't mind me asking? If you like darker stuff then you might check out The Path. It's a walking simulator but it's pretty dark with a great atmosphere. Plus it's more interactive than most walking simulators, almost like an adventure game.
I was thinking of Wolf Among Us. I know it's considered more of an interactive story than walking simulator, but I don't have any of those that I can think of.
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Crewdroog: NOOOOOOO. can i sit on their laps while they do this? If so, I may stay.
Go for it. If they get too surly, we can throw them out.
Post edited October 09, 2015 by CarrionCrow
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NoNewTaleToTell: Which one, if you don't mind me asking? If you like darker stuff then you might check out The Path. It's a walking simulator but it's pretty dark with a great atmosphere. Plus it's more interactive than most walking simulators, almost like an adventure game.
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CarrionCrow: I was thinking of Wolf Among Us. I know it's considered more of an interactive story than walking simulator, but I don't have any of those that I can think of.
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Crewdroog: NOOOOOOO. can i sit on their laps while they do this? If so, I may stay.
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CarrionCrow: Go for it. If they get too surly, we can throw them out.
sweet!! *jumps into obviously annoyed stripper's lap*
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Crewdroog: sweet!! *jumps into obviously annoyed stripper's lap*
It's not you, it's the game. I put Fahrenheit on while they weren't looking. Don't worry, they'll be too busy getting more and more angry at that than you sitting on them. ;)
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Crewdroog: sweet!! *jumps into obviously annoyed stripper's lap*
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CarrionCrow: It's not you, it's the game. I put Fahrenheit on while they weren't looking. Don't worry, they'll be too busy getting more and more angry at that than you sitting on them. ;)
Fahrenheit's a good game IMO. I also loved heavy rain.
Good lord. I leave the thread for a little while to go pick up my dog, and when I come back there are strippers and beer bottles all over the place.

It's kind of a good look for this thread, now that I've let it sink in a minute. Can someone hand me a cold one? With the day my wife had at work, she may be interested in a cold one and a couple of those strippers.

Wait... did I just crash a party? I'm not even the party sort... you're all a bunch of horrible, awful influences. ;)
Post edited October 09, 2015 by akhliber
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akhliber: Good lord. I leave the thread for a little while to go pick up my dog, and when I come back there are strippers and beer bottles all over the place.

It's kind of a good look for this thread, now that I've let it sink in a minute. Can someone hand me a cold one? With the day my wife had at work, she may be interested in a cold on and a couple of those strippers.

Wait... did I just crash a party? I'm not even the party sort... you're all a bunch of horrible, awful influences. ;)
And you love us for it. ;)
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akhliber: Good lord. I leave the thread for a little while to go pick up my dog, and when I come back there are strippers and beer bottles all over the place.

It's kind of a good look for this thread, now that I've let it sink in a minute. Can someone hand me a cold one? With the day my wife had at work, she may be interested in a cold on and a couple of those strippers.

Wait... did I just crash a party? I'm not even the party sort... you're all a bunch of horrible, awful influences. ;)
We have kinky kelly here too..if you're into that.
Note to self - either upgrade ranged combat skills in Dex, or forget them immediately. Using a gun right now is like wearing a sign that says "Please beat me to death while I slooooooowly shoot and reload".
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akhliber: Good lord. I leave the thread for a little while to go pick up my dog, and when I come back there are strippers and beer bottles all over the place.

It's kind of a good look for this thread, now that I've let it sink in a minute. Can someone hand me a cold one? With the day my wife had at work, she may be interested in a cold on and a couple of those strippers.

Wait... did I just crash a party? I'm not even the party sort... you're all a bunch of horrible, awful influences. ;)
yes, yes we are. But you, according to you tag, are easily persuaded by peer pressure. *gives akhliber a beer and a handful of strippers*
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CarrionCrow: Note to self - either upgrade ranged combat skills in Dex, or forget them immediately. Using a gun right now is like wearing a sign that says "Please beat me to death while I slooooooowly shoot and reload".
there you go!
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Crewdroog
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Crewdroog: there you go!
-laughs- That's about it. Oh well, will find a way around being a crap shooter until I can up the skill.
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akhliber:
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EndreWhiteMane: And you love us for it. ;)
Well, of course. ;)
Damn headache is back and kicking my ass.