AgentBirdnest: I am scared to death of driving. Every time I tried to learn, I would just have a panic attack. [snip] It is too stressful for me.

superstande: Sorry for being ignorant but what's an autoharp? An electric blues harp ? :p

j0ekerr: Sallutations people, I've been kind of away.

Unless my sources are mistaken, the competition's sale starts in 5 minutes.

I will just take a look.

EDIT: They weren't.

Aaaand, here, we, go!

j0ekerr: So after backtracking a bit, we've had a badass looking Santa spreading festive cheer, a mini-gamer's anniversary, congratulations by the way. And Agent's medical woes. On that, I really have nothing to say. My only migraines have been of the alcohol induced variety and I don't even like thinking about them. All I can do is hope for you to feel better, specially during the holidays.

I also wanted to say something about DLC Quest; yes it is a joke game, and as such it's only really fun where the joke is concerned. But it is a surprisingly well thought out and executed joke. I first found it on xbox live and really enjoyed the 10 minutes it will let you play an indie game before it shuts you out, and it felt like a surprisingly smooth retro-style platformer. I bought it mostly because it was being sold at an outrageously low price, that limited offer I managed to snatch it at is gone now. But it's still on sale at a very cheap price.

So if you think a few laughs are worth a single buck. Then give it a try.

Oh, and the competition's sale begins with a disappointing start.

CarrionCrow: Or if that's just too fast-paced for you, you can instead get Shannon Tweed's Attack of the Groupies for only 49 cents! That would still qualify as dignity assassination at twice the price! -laughs- (And coming from someone willing to buy a game about pigeon fucking, you KNOW that is one hell of a damning recommendation....)

j0ekerr: Words... just... fail me.

I'd pay for the playboy magazines she was in though.

About this much.

CarrionCrow: It achieves beauty in its sheer horror. It's like a Lovecraft story where a person is revolted and yet still compelled by some entity from beyond the stars....

Also, two things -

1. There are frigging PAGES of nothing but Crusader Kings 2 DLC. Dear gods.
2. Anyone, and I absofuckinglutely mean ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, who spends a dollar on fake holiday paint jobs for their Euro Truck Simulator 2 truck needs to be sterilized, forcibly if need be. Not even kidding. There are some lines no sane person will cross.
Again, I bought a game about PIGEON FUCKING and I'd still feel better about that 3 dollar indictment of my every self-destructive, masochistic personality flaw than I would if I spent a dollar on that DLC.

j0ekerr: I'm looking at it, and it look really terrible. Looks like a 16 bit era RPG, but completely soul-less.

j0ekerr: Have I mentioned how much I hate first person perspective combat?

Seriously I hate it with an intensity that only Darkseid can understand.

hummer010: Fully, fully agree. I own ETS2. I have, on occasion, enjoyed playing ETS2. I have never given a flying fuck what my truck looked like in ETS2. Green paint, blue paint, orange paint - don't matter, it all scrapes off just the same when I cut that corner too tight.

CarrionCrow: Oh yeah, it's bad. Watched a Let's Play where the person did absolutely nothing but mindlessly click, fully unaware of every laughable "mechanic", and they still beat it.

Will keep that in mind for any further suggestions. -laughs-

Also, the next way to get Dark Souls 2 will be if you have a PS4 or X-Box 1. They're remastering it, slapping all the DLC for it together in one shot and calling it Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin.