ddickinson: I will just leave this here for Crew, just in case I am not on later when she is online...
Crewdroog: 0.o you...don't...like..twain? great, now we can't be friends! ;)
ddickinson: *After walking for hours, with my head hung low, my pillow trailing behind me, and thanks to Crow,
this sad music playing. I finally think of a way to fix things and make Crew my friend again.*
*Goes to store and buys a shovel, and a plane ticket to America.*
*Does my secret plan, gets my surprise present, and then heads to Crews trailer (cos she's 'merican! And apparently they all live in trailer parks :-) (only joking)).*
*Find's Crews big house, complete with white picket fence.*
*Proceeded to the front door dragging my big mystery sack and starts picking the lock. Luckily my father taught me some cool tricks like lock picking. Which earned him a big smack from my mother for teaching his little girl bad habits :-)*
*Opens the door and creeps into Crews bedroom*
Wow!
*Looks around in amazement at all the Mark Twain memorabilia - the bed covers, the pillow cases, the pictures, the wallpaper, the silky and seductive pyjamas with his face on them draped over a chair, even a cardboard cutout with lots of lipstick marks on it's face.*
Okay, DD, lets just give her her present and hopefully she will be my friend again.
*walks over to the bed and lifts the cover*
What!? Who sleeps naked during Winter? Ooooo, boobies. :-)
*Places Crew's present in bed next to her, ready for her to see when she wakes up in the morning*
I hope she likes her present. I had better leave a little note on it, so she knows it's from me. I'm sure she will want to be my friend again after she see what I got her. Especially after all that digging I had to do.
*Writes note for Crew. "Dear Crew. Pwease be my fwend again. I got you this pwesent to make things up to you. I hope you will like him, it took me ages to find the right spot, and all that digging was just exhausting. - Love and kisses, DD."*
*Quietly leaves the house and goes back to England, hoping that Crew will just love her new present.*
(
This is the present I got for you.)
CarrionCrow: That's the kind of skill that Youtube legends are made of. Just make sure to have someone video it. =)
ddickinson: I think people already beat me to it:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=typing%20with%20feet Plus I'm pretty sure I can't even do it, so I guess I will just leave it to those with strange money feet. :-)
Nothing says enduring friendship like someone with a willingness to dig up a corpse for that person they care for.
No no, that's not a tear in my eye...it's just dusty in here...