CarrionCrow: Thank you for the link, it's bookmarked. =)
Just did a quick skim and the first thing that came to mind was Idiocracy, only in an accelerated form.
FearfulSymmetry: The first ten or so chapters are mostly readable if stupid, but after that it goes downhill quickly. Apparently the author and her best friend (who was her beta reader) started fighting, and things got even more out of hand than they already were. By the end of the story, the author was subjected to two separate hacking attempts by people trying to save other people's sanity. :P
That sounds awful, and yet, amazing.
You know you've struck radioactive gold when outside forces try to shut you down before you corrupt everything around you like a verbal plague.
CarrionCrow: That is frigging stupid, and I don't smoke it either.
With all the things in the world, someone chose to get upset about that.
Hell, with all the things that actually need police involvement, they actually choose to be involved in that.
Talk about ass-backwards priorities.
tinyE: The sad thing is his plants were evidently abysmal as in, he was just starting out and really had no clue what he was doing. Basically he got nailed for growing literal weed.
Such stupidity...why couldn't they have told the guy, "Hey, we know what you're doing, and you're not even doing it well. You're evidently not cut out for this, so why not give it up? This is our warning, don't make us have to arrest you. Just call it a day." instead?